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  • Harold Law
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    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 136

    #1

    Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again



    Can you believe this nonsense? Why I could only imagine what Oliver Cromwell would say at this disgusting story. An Islamic London!? What can be done about this?
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
  • Only time will tell
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 38

    #2
    Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

    It's no different then when the Christians went around pushing their religion.

    "...Okay, not really – that’s a hysterical, right-wing nightmare of a future Muslim London: where an cruel alien creed is forced on a liberal city. A society where women are second-class citizens, same sex relationships a crime and Sharia law enforces terrible public disfigurement and death. But the reality is a long, long way from this dark vision."

    this sounds like the kind of place most people on here preach for left and right. just replace the word sharia law with gods divine wrath and your set for life

    amirite?!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

      Christians are God's chosen people who have the Bible and 6,000 years of history on their side.

      Mudslimes are terrorist scum who worship the moon and have a pedophile prophet.

      Big difference. Read your Bible.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Only time will tell
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2008
        • 38

        #4
        Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Christians are God's chosen people who have the Bible and 6,000 years of history on their side.

        Mudslimes are terrorist scum who worship the moon and have a pedophile prophet.

        Big difference. Read your Bible.
        you could say that. about us being god's chosen and all.
        i don't see where you'd get that from.
        but ok :3

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

          Originally posted by Only time will tell View Post
          you could say that. about us being god's chosen and all.
          i don't see where you'd get that from.
          but ok :3
          Who is this "us" you refer to?

          The Holy Bible tells us that God loves us so much that He temporarily killed His only begotten son. However, He didn't temporarily die for heathen trash sins. He temporarily died for MY sins. Those who beleive in him are the ones He temporarily died for.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Only time will tell
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 38

            #6
            Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Who is this "us" you refer to?

            The Holy Bible tells us that God loves us so much that He temporarily killed His only begotten son. However, He didn't temporarily die for heathen trash sins. He temporarily died for MY sins. Those who beleive in him are the ones He temporarily died for.
            well if guys like you didn't sin in the first place, he wouldn't have to die.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

              Originally posted by Only time will tell View Post
              well if guys like you didn't sin in the first place, he wouldn't have to die.
              That all started with the original bubblebrained female, Eve. She tricked Adam into biting the apple, and it's been downhill ever since.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Only time will tell
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2008
                • 38

                #8
                Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                That all started with the original bubblebrained female, Eve. She tricked Adam into biting the apple, and it's been downhill ever since.
                Well don't you think the curiosity would have gotten to him regardless if eve was there at all.

                ever had something dangled in your face and told not to look/take/touch it and you really really wanted to. and given time when no one is around maybe you would have?

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #9
                  Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                  Originally posted by Only time will tell View Post
                  ...ever had something dangled in your face and told not to look/take/touch it and you really really wanted to. and given time when no one is around maybe you would have?
                  You sound like you have subconcious thoughts about being a homosexual. Do you often think of things dangling in front of your face?

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                  • Only time will tell
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 38

                    #10
                    Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    You sound like you have subconcious thoughts about being a homosexual. Do you often think of things dangling in front of your face?
                    oh haha!
                    subconcious =/= subconscious first off.

                    second off mayhap it be ye with that little fascination, for all you know the thing dangling in front of my face is spaghetti for consumption.
                    you don't need to take my thoughts and turn them into something so base and boring. at least try and make it interesting and fun.

                    The sub conscious is such a fun place you could easily come up with dozens of things to dangle in front of your face. use that brain god gave you and try again

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                    • Only time will tell
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 38

                      #11
                      Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                      oh i forgot to mention,
                      nice mullet.

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #12
                        Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        You sound like you have subconcious thoughts about being a homosexual. Do you often think of things dangling in front of your face?
                        Where did you get that horrible haircut?
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9384

                          #13
                          Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                          Where did you get that horrible haircut?
                          Are you trying to pick up our Godly Brother Deaner harlot?

                          It's time you got rid of that structurally deficient top before you spill your mild duds, wench. Get some good Christian clothing before one of the Pastors gives you some infraction points.
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • Roberta
                            Anti La Leche League Organizer
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1817

                            #14
                            Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again

                            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                            Are you trying to pick up our Godly Brother Deaner harlot?

                            It's time you got rid of that structurally deficient top before you spill your mild duds, wench. Get some good Christian clothing before one of the Pastors gives you some infraction points.








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