America needs more Tax Cuts

[H. Montague Worthington]

Brothers and Sisters, with the economy struggling the way it is, there is only one prescription I can think of to set things right: TAX CUTS! It's a well known fact that every time taxes are cut, revenue actually increases. At least that's what the folks at the Club for Growth tell me, and no Republican would ever lie.

So my plan is to not only cut taxes to zero, let's have reverse taxes in which the rich are given huge piles of money directly from the government! Just imagine the revenue that would pour in! There won't be enough room in Washington to hold all the money coming in, and all of our problems will be solved!!

Now you won't hear innovative or smart solutions like reverse taxes for the rich from that freakshow called the Democrat party---- oh, no, they're stuck on failed solutions and miscellaneous abominations from the dark and horrible past, like FDR's "Socialist Security" and "fairness" and "the United Nations" and "the New Deal" and "the Voting Rights Act" and other such outrages. It makes my blood boil just listenening to them spout their tired and worn out bromides on "universal health care" and "not attacking countries at random for no good reason" and "not hiring Arabian show horse officials with political connections to be in charge of essential emergency management agencies" and whatnot.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: America needs more Tax Cuts

The Demoncrats make me sick with their hatred for the free market and Godly capitalism. I'm still sad you decided against running for office, Brother Monty. I personally shredded everything from P to R, so I can't see any barriers preventing you from being elected.

[Larry Lee]

Re: America needs more Tax Cuts

Monty, that is such a beautiful, Jesus-loving idea, I'm surprised you're not already one of Huck's economic advisors. May I contact Huck's staff on your behalf and offer Huck your sound, Bible-based advice and services to promote economic prosperity? (His contributions are up, so I think he's finally paying his advisors, Praise God!)

[Born Again Bob]

Re: America needs more Tax Cuts

Dear Brother,

I do think you're onto something BIG here.

It's really just a matter of common sense. If we tax the poor, people will stop choosing to be poor. The option is made less attractive. In the meantime, we can use that money to cut taxes on the rich, encouraging people to choose to be rich!

Why, it'll only be a matter of time before almost everyone is rich! I guess that just wouldn't fit in with the liberal's need to be needed.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Brother Temperance]

Re: America needs more Tax Cuts

Brothers and Sisters, with the economy struggling the way it is, there is only one prescription I can think of to set things right: TAX CUTS! It's a well known fact that every time taxes are cut, revenue actually increases. At least that's what the folks at the Club for Growth tell me, and no Republican would ever lie.

So my plan is to not only cut taxes to zero, let's have reverse taxes in which the rich are given huge piles of money directly from the government! Just imagine the revenue that would pour in! There won't be enough room in Washington to hold all the money coming in, and all of our problems will be solved!!

Now you won't hear innovative or smart solutions like reverse taxes for the rich from that freakshow called the Democrat party---- oh, no, they're stuck on failed solutions and miscellaneous abominations from the dark and horrible past, like FDR's "Socialist Security" and "fairness" and "the United Nations" and "the New Deal" and "the Voting Rights Act" and other such outrages. It makes my blood boil just listenening to them spout their tired and worn out bromides on "universal health care" and "not attacking countries at random for no good reason" and "not hiring Arabian show horse officials with political connections to be in charge of essential emergency management agencies" and whatnot.

Brother, you are truly a genius. This article should be read by every man and child in America. I also predict that we printed massive quantities of it off and airdropped them over Iraq, the terrorists would be defeated.