Most Demonic Government Project?

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

I know that as taxpayers, we all have our beefs with various government projects. God knows I've been fighting the onslaught of the metric system tooth and nail. But we should really set those aside to focus on the abolition of the #1 anti-Biblical program: the U.S. Census Bureau.

* According to 1 Chronicles 21, the census is inspired by Satan himself.
* God killed 70,000 Isrealites just because King David ordered a census.
* And there were various ramifications for Ornan the Jebusite.

This is at least as serious as the killing of giant-spawn with twelve fingers and twelve toes, 1 Chronicles 20, so let's start writing our Congressmen!

Yours in Him,
BABS

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Most Demonic Government Project?

Brother Bob, I wholeheartedly agree with you that the census comes straight from the devil himself. But I think I found an even more demonic government project than even the census.

Brothers and sisters, you should be informed that Communist Congressmen John Conyers and Dennis Kucinich are introducing legislation (HR-676) called the "National Health Insurance Act". This bill would cover every single American under full Medicare, and eliminate private health insurance companies completely.

Friends, nothing makes my blood boil like these pinko commies declaring war on our Godly insurance corporations. HMO's have a divine mandate, and we cannot allow the lieberal socialists to eliminate their profits by providing coverage to the good-for-nothings. Fellow Christians, why should WE have to pay OUR hard-earned money to buy medicine for some blind guy who doesn't work, or some veteran so stupid he allowed himself to be shot up by some sand niggra?

Friends, contact your representatives and tell them that universal health care is a universal evil, and we want NO part of it!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Most Demonic Government Project?

Brother Bob, I wholeheartedly agree with you that the census comes straight from the devil himself. But I think I found an even more demonic government project than even the census.

Brothers and sisters, you should be informed that Communist Congressmen John Conyers and Dennis Kucinich are introducing legislation (HR-676) called the "National Health Insurance Act". This bill would cover every single American under full Medicare, and eliminate private health insurance companies completely.

Friends, nothing makes my blood boil like these pinko commies declaring war on our Godly insurance corporations. HMO's have a divine mandate, and we cannot allow the lieberal socialists to eliminate their profits by providing coverage to the good-for-nothings. Fellow Christians, why should WE have to pay OUR hard-earned money to buy medicine for some blind guy who doesn't work, or some veteran so stupid he allowed himself to be shot up by some sand niggra?

Friends, contact your representatives and tell them that universal health care is a universal evil, and we want NO part of it!

Good point. Personally, I think universal health care is the #1 threat to America today, even worse than stem cell research and human/animal hybrids. We cannot afford to underestimate the dangers of universal health care.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Most Demonic Government Project?

I believe that most of the sin in America today can be traced back to two blatantly satanic government projects: rural electrification, and public libraries.