[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Well it looks like my plans for Nigeria is already showing that Divine inspiration is at work here.The Solomon plan is certainly working out. On my initial research I have found that the country is already divided into 37 districts, that will offer my overseers 3 districts each and 1 will be relegated as my Capitol.I need to figure which of the provinces I should keep and 12 equal shares but I am not sure along what lines I should divvy up the rest.
Right now Religion is half Christian and the other half Mooslim and a smattering of crocodile worshipers. I figure that since the mooslims are so receptive to old time justice, sharia law, they should also be as receptive when I institute secular law based on the Holy Bible. There is a contingent of catyliks that beer bone up on the KJV though!






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[Free Market Fred]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Brothers Benedit, Tannor and Isaiah...

This is good news indeed! My company has been doing business with Nigeria for a long time, and they are a great bunch of people to work with. Lagos (Nigeria's capital) is the "go to" place for obtaining diamonds, untraceable cash, and body parts (for the transplant market).


Laundry day in Lagos

Next to Somalia, Nigeria is also our second biggest supplier of darkie "hostesses" for my company's chain of escort services in the Middle East. Those Arab men seem to like dark meat, though blond-haired Russians are slightly more popular (many buy both, along with Filipinas, to round out their collection).

In Nigeria, the free market rules. Our friends down there happily accept payment in AK-47s, ammo and land mines. Thank the Lord that they don't have repressive gun-control laws like the Democrats want to impose on us freedom-loving Americans.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Brother Benedict, I would like to offer my most sincere congratulations on your inexplicable good fortune! Why, I remember only a year ago when you were starting out as an Independent Businessman, selling bottle brushes and manual can openers for three times normal retail price through a multi-level marketing program. Back in those days, you couldn't even pay the bills for the events you scheduled and backed out of!

Speaking of which, Widow Helen is also overjoyed to learn of your success.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Brother Benedict, I would like to offer my most sincere congratulations on your inexplicable good fortune! Why, I remember only a year ago when you were starting out as an Independent Businessman, selling bottle brushes and manual can openers for three times normal retail price through a multi-level marketing program. Back in those days, you couldn't even pay the bills for the events you scheduled and backed out of!

Speaking of which, Widow Helen is also overjoyed to learn of your success.

Reverend, I do believe you need to check the exhaust on that old truck you drive because I do believe you have confused me with Brother Porter.When we were 1st introduced I was living in my Winnebago following several Revival Ministries around this great country of ours and you were running that storefront Church in Ohio;the one with the paint peeling off the walls and the leaky roof. Whatever happened to that place, closed by the Department of Health? I hope not as I know you were doing your best.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Reverend, I do believe you need to check the exhaust on that old truck you drive because I do believe you have confused me with Brother Porter.When we were 1st introduced I was living in my Winnebago following several Revival Ministries around this great country of ours and you were running that storefront Church in Ohio;the one with the paint peeling off the walls and the leaky roof. Whatever happened to that place, closed by the Department of Health? I hope not as I know you were doing your best.

Um, I may have confused you with Brother Porter, and for that I apologize . . . but I've never been to Ohio. My congregation is in Indiana.

You may have mixed me up with Brother BAB; I believe he once had a ministry in Ohio. But it was more of a surgical center, if you know what I mean.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I just want to add my congratulations to you brother! Twice I have been so lucky as to be the 1,000,000th person to visit a particular website...but both times it seems that I was the victim of some cruel hoax. See below:

[Free Market Fred]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I just want to add my congratulations to you brother! Twice I have been so lucky as to be the 1,000,000th person to visit a particular website...but both times it seems that I was the victim of some cruel hoax.

Brother Two, I talked to my Nigerian business associates, and they assure me that you did indeed win, twice. Unfortunately, that damn Big Government in Washington taxed away all your winnings in order to pay for Obamacare for illegal aliens. So there was nothing left to send you.


Banditos: "Hey Gringo, we want Obamacare for our anchor babies."

Yes, I know that you already prepaid the taxes just as you were instructed, but those tax-and-spend Democrats raised taxes a second time, leaving you with nothing. There is just no end to the evil of the Obama administration.

Fortunately, when President Sarah Palin takes office, Obamacare, Medicaid and Social Security will be repealed. Income tax rates will then drop to zero (for anyone earning over $10 million/year).

[randomperson321]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I can't tell if your serious about believing that email.

You realize it is a scam to get your bank account information.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I can't tell if your serious about believing that email.

You realize it is a scam to get your bank account information.

Person 321,
Why are you trying to get me to believe that My God is not favoring me for some reason or the other. I do not doubt that he is a giving Deity, a Loving God, that needs no reason, other than his own choice, to bestow gifts upon his True Followers. While I have never once prayed to be the King of Nigeria, or any other country for that matter, The Lord has decided it was the path for me. If this is my fate then I will follow it. WhatTrue Christian™ wouldn't? Also God could have tested me in other ways, taken everything I own or possess, destroyed every good thing in my life and I would gladly accept that fate as well because I would know it was only a test for me to prove my devotion.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

MR.LAMINDO SANUSI
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TELE:+234-818-009-104-5

I have begun to gather the information as requested by Mr.Sanusi after speaking to him on the telephone. What a businessman he is too. When calling I thought I had called the wrong number as there was so much background noise I was hearing, people shouting, a baby crying and what sounded like somebody watching a television, it sounded like Pretty Woman, I believe. Well it turned out that Mr Sanusi had mistakenly sent me his home phone number and also he said that business executives in Nigeria often made that same mistake.

Once we cleared up this misunderstanding Mr Sanusi showed me why he was the Executive Governor, of the Central Bank of Nigeria. He was all business. He was willing to take all my information right then and there and this guy was working off the top of his head as he told me all information is treated as confidential and kept in the bank's biggest vault while the bank is closed in the Evenings. He seemed to remember everything about my case though, the man must have a fantastic mind, it will be a pleasure doing continued business with him. Thank you Lord for involving such a good man to guide my future interests in Nigeria and the work you want me to accomplish. Amen.

I don't want to bother Mr Sanusi, as it seems he is so busy, but I am unsure about the information he requires to continue his efforts in Nigeria. He states he wanted me to supply ''banking information''. Should I send him information on my personal or my business account. I hate asking on an open forum but as many of you know my business manager Mr. Weisberg is still MIA since leaving his New Jersey office one night last month, under suspicious circumstances, so I can't ask him. A couple of his newer clients, that I know of are screaming about something called a Ponzi scheme, they say they can't even access their accounts set up with with him but I have no issues and he has always made me money.
Well you know what they say about getting into something when it first starts up.

Well one thing I can be sure of, The Lord will show me the way.
YIC

[randomperson321]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

If you insist on giving him banking information I would use personal. don't want your business to find out you are leaving to Nigeria, they want to keep you in America as I am sure you are a fine manager there.

Just fyi the spelt LAMINDO SANUSI wrong. That is a clue that it is merely a test.

[HTannor]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

If you insist on giving him banking information I would use personal. don't want your business to find out you are leaving to Nigeria, they want to keep you in America as I am sure you are a fine manager there.

Just fyi the spelt LAMINDO SANUSI wrong. That is a clue that it is merely a test.

This is just a thought, Brother Davis. Tread carefully when being given advice by Unsaved Trash.

I, personally, have had many contacts with executives in the Nigerian banking, mining, and insurance industries. Someday soon I'm sure I will reap great rewards because of this.

Outside of that joo, Bernie Madoff, I've very much inclined to place a great deal of trust upon those that have risen to executive positions. Although none of them have not said so directly, I'm sure most have MBAs from places like Whartons or Harvard and are just to modest to brag about it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I send him information on my personal or my business account. I hate asking on an open forum but as many of you know my business manager Mr. Weisberg is still MIA since leaving his New Jersey office one night last month, under suspicious circumstances, so I can't ask him. A couple of his newer clients, that I know of are screaming about something called a Ponzi scheme, they say they can't even access their accounts set up with with him but I have no issues and he has always made me money.

I would suggest you use that investment account as the bank information. That way, when the money is transferred, Mr. Weisberg can manage it for you!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

[QUOTE=Rev. M. Rodimer;731315]I would suggest you use that investment account as the bank information. That way, when the money is transferred, Mr. Weisberg can manage it for you! [/QUOTETThat would have been my first choice as well but as I said Mr. Weisberg seems to be missing, seems like he has fallen off the face of the Earth as it were.When I last met with him he mentioned expanding his business to doing some major investing for some Truckers Union in New York city. Maybe he is on the road doing research to expand this latest business venture. Also I got a letter from the FTC telling me they had suspended his trading rights and it was in my best interest to have Mr. Weisberg's access to my accounts restricted until this possible ponzi mess is all cleaned up.

Do you know if the joos have any holidays that would cause them to go on some kind of pilgrimage for an extended period of time like the magical underwear crowd ? I think he is a bit old to volunteer a year on one of those keybutzes, he is 72 years old this year.

Note to 123, Thank you for that information about the Name, I asked him about that and he said it must have been someone in the typing pool playing some kind of bad joke, said it happens all the time and the sid employee would be chastised properly as soon as he works out which one in the pool did it.