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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567
    #1

    Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

    That's right, folks! According to this article, Chuck Norris, Man's Man extraordinaire, has fallen on the side of God and endorsed Mike Huckabee!

    So, if you were wondering who'd get the Walker, Texas Ranger vote . . . now you know! HIIIII-YA!

    Originally posted by Article
    Chuck Norris: John McCain Is Too Old To Be President
    By: Logan Murphy on Monday, January 21st, 2008 at 8:57 AM - PST


    After losing steam following his big debut in Iowa, the Huckabee campaign is sending out the big guns to undercut Senator McCain. Apparently, Chuck Norris fears McCain might not have long to live.
    Campaigning for Mike Huckabee, actor Chuck Norris said Sunday that Sen. John McCain is too old to handle the pressures of being president.
    “I didn’t pick John to support because I’m just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency,” said Norris, who was hosting a fundraiser for Huckabee at his Lone Wolf Ranch.
    Huckabee will be 52 in August. Read on…
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

      Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
      Chuck norris will burn in Hell for not being a True Christian (tm) . Karate, Judo, Meditation, Yoga, and all that stuff is Satan's way of gathering more souls.
      This is why women shouldn't preach.

      BTW Jenny, what's your father's e-mail address. I have a question for him.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Godless Chinaman
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2008
          • 16
          #3
          Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
          Chuck norris will burn in Hell for not being a True Christian ™ . Karate, Judo, Meditation, Yoga, and all that stuff is Satan's way of gathering more souls.
          This is why women shouldn't preach.

          BTW Jenny, what's your father's e-mail address. I have a question for him.

          That, and as a china man I was forced to watch the bruce lee flick Way of The Dragon (which is forced on chinese children in chinese schools). In that movie Chuck Norris was beat'n pretty badly by Bruce lee.

          God made the white man supperior to the yellow man, however Mr Lee managed to defeat Chuck. He obviously lost gods favor and thus was defeated. After beating Chuck Bruce Lee started screaming chinese gibberish, putting led in childrens toys, and worshiping satan.
          MASTURBATION IS MURDER!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              BTW Jenny, what's your father's e-mail address. I have a question for him.
              Er, I believe he's at shredded_pork_4_Satan@thresher.com, remember?

              And are you suggesting that Chuck Norris has taken the WRONG path by supporting God's candidate, Mike Huckabee?

              Are you perhaps feeling a bit under the weather?
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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

                  No, Jenny. It's a step in the right direction. But, until he gives up karate and martial arts, he's doomed to Hell.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567
                      #6
                      Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

                      Brother Mayfield, I never said Chuck Norris was going to Heaven or was Saved. I merely stated the fact that he is supporting God's candidate.
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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

                          That's true. But you said he was a "man's man." Is he gay?
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748
                              #8
                              Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

                              Brother Elliot, please stop persecuting Chuck Norris. Why would you think he's gay? Maybe you've been watching too much Walker: Texas Ranger.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Chuck Norris Supports God's Candidate

                                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                  That's right, folks! According to this article, Chuck Norris, Man's Man extraordinaire, has fallen on the side of God and endorsed Mike Huckabee!
                                  Apparently, Chuck Norris fears McCain might not have long to live.
                                  When Chuck Norris says you don't have long to live, you'd better start worrying. Chuck'll make mincemeat out of that Chinese spy.
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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