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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318
    #1

    Beat the Census Senseless!

    Dear Friends,

    I know that as taxpayers, we all have our beefs with various government projects. God knows I've been fighting the onslaught of the metric system tooth and nail. But we should really set those aside to focus on the abolition of the #1 anti-Biblical program: the U.S. Census Bureau.

    * According to 1 Chronicles 21:1, the census is inspired by Satan himself.
    * God killed 70,000 Isrealites just because King David ordered a census.
    * And there were various ramifications for Ornan the Jebusite.

    This is at least as serious as the killing of giant-spawn with twelve fingers and twelve toes each, 1 Chronicles 20:6, so let's start writing our Congressmen!

    Yours in Him,
    BABS
    Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-26-2011, 04:39 AM.
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    • wait_what
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592
      #2
      Re: Beat the Census Senseless!

      I will write mine immediately. Do you have a form letter available?
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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        • NotaSinner69
          Unsaved trash
          • May 2011
          • 12
          #3
          Re: Beat the Census Senseless!

          I know right? taxes are TOTALLY against God.

          Without taxes, we'd be all living in a shithole, like thirdworld countries such as parts of India.

          Learn the facts.
          I'm a generally boring twat. Ignore me.

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            • NotaSinner69
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2011
              • 12
              #4
              Re: Beat the Census Senseless!

              well, i totally misread the post.

              Sorry about that.

              Well, I guess we just know any facts about our country will we? That would make us undeveloped, and slow down the rate of technology, which you guys dont believe in.
              I'm a generally boring twat. Ignore me.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: Beat the Census Senseless!

                  Originally posted by NotaSinner69 View Post
                  I know right? taxes are TOTALLY against God.

                  Without taxes, we'd be all living in a poopyhole, like thirdworld countries such as parts of India.

                  Learn the facts.
                  Why do you have to badmouth India?

                  Those injuns (the dot ones, not the scalping kind like we have here) can't help it if they were born in a country that isn't Christian.

                  Have a little compassion, huh?



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                    • Humongous
                      Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 263
                      #6
                      Re: Beat the Census Senseless!

                      well, I remember when one of them census book worms came sniffin around my trailer. I ran him off with Daddy's (RIP) sawed off shotgun loaded with buckshot. I says, "Next time you come around my property, it will be your last! And you can COUNT on that!" shoot! I felt like a down right action hero liken you'd see in Hollywood?
                      Genesis 1:24
                      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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