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    Dick Cheney's Normal Daughter Backs Romney

    Praise Jesus! It seems that our current Vice-President's (normal, not lezbean) daughter has decided to back the magic underwear wearing Romney. I only wish it was the rugmuncher. That would seal the nomination for Huckabee for sure! I guess both girls must be a disappointment to their Godly father.

    Liz Cheney Joins Mitt Romney Campaign

    Jan 27, 2008 -- Boston, MA – Today, Governor Mitt Romney announced that Elizabeth "Liz" Cheney will be joining the Romney for President campaign. Having most recently worked at the U.S. State Department handling Middle East policy, Cheney will serve as a senior foreign policy adviser to Governor Romney.

    "I am proud to support Governor Romney," said Liz Cheney.

    Making today's announcement, Governor Romney said, "I am honored that she will be joining our team."
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Tags: election 2012, liz cheny, mittmania, not gay
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    Re: Dick Cheney's Normal Daughter Backs Romney

    Why would it be a good thing that our Godly leader's non-Lezbean daughter . . . er, leader's vice-president's daughter . . . is supporting the cultist?
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    • #3
      Re: Dick Cheney's Normal Daughter Backs Romney

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      Why would it be a good thing that our Godly leader's non-Lezbean daughter . . . er, leader's vice-president's daughter . . . is supporting the cultist?
      It's good because, most people don't realize that Cheney has more than the rugmuncher daughter; so the average person will think that it's an endorsement from a lezbian woman.

      Thus propelling those votes to Huckabee, where they belong.

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        Re: Dick Cheney's Normal Daughter Backs Romney

        Who is the Godly choice for President?

        A. A black[ish] man
        B. A woman
        C. A Mormon

        O man, I feel like the earth is about to well open and fire and brimstone are going to engulf the lands! What is going on here?
        God save this country and let Huckabee win!
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          Re: Dick Cheney's Normal Daughter Backs Romney

          Wait a minute, I'm confused. How can she support a MORmON yet be considered "normal" anymore? Maybe it's best if we just refer to her as the "non-dyke but still damned daughter" from now on.
          Oh, Mr. Vice-President, what went wrong? Your handling of foreign affairs has been nothing short of masterful, but have you spent so much time dealing with state matters that your daughters didn't get the firm guiding hand they so obviously needed?
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          • #6
            Re: Dick Cheney's Normal Daughter Backs Romney

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Wait a minute, I'm confused. How can she support a MORmON yet be considered "normal" anymore? Maybe it's best if we just refer to her as the "non-dyke but still damned daughter" from now on.
            Oh, Mr. Vice-President, what went wrong? Your handling of foreign affairs has been nothing short of masterful, but have you spent so much time dealing with state matters that your daughters didn't get the firm guiding hand they so obviously needed?
            well if she's supporting a moron she can't be over 15 and I guess she's as much a carpet muncher as little sister and wants sister-wives

            disgusting and sad for such a father

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