[Free Market Fred]

Re: IMF Head Arrested For Rape

I just want to point out we repeatedly warned that Frenchie socialist to back off with his idiotic talk about "debt forgiveness" for those poor African countries. But he insisted - he thought the IMF was some kind of charity, rather than a tool to take over Africa's oil, diamond and gold mining industries.

Well, being a bleeding-heart Euroweenie, he just wouldn't listen to reason. So I had no choice but to send in the black ops people and plant that 16-year-old hottie maid in his hotel room. We only had to give her 100 bucks plus a green card to buy her testimony. I'm not sure how much Dominique remembers (thanks to the roofies and Viagra we put in his wine), but we got some great video with the hidden camera. He's definitely gonna have trouble talking his way out of this one.

Not sure yet who we're gonna nominate to replace Frenchie, but I got a couple of friends in Russia with lots of experience in the loan industry.

[HTannor]

Re: IMF Head Arrested For Rape

Brother Freddy, I cannot thank you enough for keeping tabs on the entire French Fag Community.

I have recommended you for a new award that has not yet been assigned a design. I am calling it the Free Market Fred Commendation for Community Awareness (FMFCCA) award.

You need not thank me, it's long overdue.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: IMF Head Arrested For Rape

NOW THEY'RE DOING COMEDY

http://www.imf.org/external/index.htm

Launching the “Deauville Partnership with the Middle East,”

the Group of Eight has pledged to support countries in the Middle East and North Africa that are transitioning to free and democratic societies.

The IMF is ready to provide up to $35 billion for the region.

That's $35,000,000,00000

Weren't those wretches better off before these frenzied ostriches started hosing free money into the world's cesspits?

[Free Market Fred]

Re: IMF Head Arrested For Rape

Brother Freddy, I cannot thank you enough for keeping tabs on the entire French Fag Community.

I have recommended you for a new award that has not yet been assigned a design. I am calling it the Free Market Fred Commendation for Community Awareness (FMFCCA) award.

You need not thank me, it's long overdue.

Gee Brother Tannor, I'm honored. I generally like to keep a low profile, especially when the IRS auditors are in town, but here in the Christian community I do like to let my hair down a bit and just talk the plain everyday truth as I see it.

By the way, I admire your style too. And if you're free next month, I'd like to take this opportunity to invite you to come along on a special patriotic 4th of July fact-finding tour to Thailand. A number of prominent family values Republicans will be attending (Newt Gingrich, Senator David Vitter, Minister Ted Haggard - just to name a few). We'll be staying at a hotel-bar-casino run by an old friend of mine, who made his fortune in the pharmaceuticals import/export business. He's gradually gotten out of that, as the industry moved out of Thailand and into Afghanistan. Anyway, he's got a really comfy place in Bangkok, with excellent attentive staff.


Spreading family values in Bangkok

Best to leave Mrs Tannor at home. Foreign travel can be a little bit dangerous, though I assure you that all the young staff at my friend's business establishment have been thoroughly briefed on the importance of using protection.

[HTannor]

Re: IMF Head Arrested For Rape

....I'd like to take this opportunity to invite you to come along on a special patriotic 4th of July fact-finding tour to Thailand. ...........


.....Best to leave Mrs Tannor at home......

That's very kind of you Brother Fred, and I just may accept your invitation.

I had already reserved one of the Church's Gulfstreams for a whirlwind tour of Seattle's Queertown district to recruit fags for our Ex-Fag program.
But that trip can wait till mid-September at the latest. After that time, the Seattle monsoon season starts and drives them all indoors making them more difficult to find.




I guess you are unaware there is no Mrs Tannor.

There was one, of course, but her disappearance a few years ago resulted in my issuing a Bench Ruling ordering a death certificate for her.

There were no attorney's involved and this saved a great deal of money and avoided any testimony that would have exposed unnecessary familial details. A substantial portion of the savings was tithed to LBC.

(May I put in a reservation for the lovely, wholesome looking young lady on the far left side of the group. She reminds me one of my law clerks, Dotty Dingle. Dotty is a blond, of course, but I suspect there are wig shops in Thailand to address that little issue.)