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  • Brother V
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    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #1

    State of the Union Address thoughts

    Here are some of my thoughts on the State of the Union Address.

    1. What did Nancy Pelosi have in her teeth? Was it a pubic hair?

    2. Did Vice President Cheney have a heart attack (or multiple) from all that exercise of standing up and sitting down, or did he have a lift chair installed?

    3. Was Condoleza Rice the only negro on the right side (as you viewed it)?

    4. Senator Obama was clearly shown to be in the hip pocket of Senator Kennedy.

    5. If you go to the State of the Union address, it's best to be on the Supreme Court, as you never have to stand up, and you can clap only when you REALLY want to, and not have to clap on party lines.

    6. Where was Clarence (Long Dong Silver) Thomas?

    7. Did First Lady Laura Bush get Tammy Baker's makeup when she died?

    8. Is the Axis of Evil only down to Iran now? What happened to North Korea?

    9. Why did the secretary of education wear such a large sweater?

    10. What comic book was everyone reading from?

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
  • Seeker
    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 966

    #2
    Re: State of the Union Address

    I thought the same about Cheney up and down and clapping. Nancy looked liked she was falling asleep. That evil woman!

    When Bush went on his small tangent about his health care plan(bless him) Obama, Hillary, and Nancy where the only ones not clapping.

    I never realized before how many people in suites kiss Bush's face.

    Who was sitting next to Hillary?

    Iraq 100% is glad that we are there.

    Oh yeah about North Korea. hhmm.

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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    • Seeker
      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 966

      #3
      Re: State of the Union Address thoughts

      Originally posted by christianb!tch
      I believe in miracles!! when they come along!! you sexy thing.. (you sexy thing)
      Thank you Whitney Houston..

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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