Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

My husband, Mr. Whitford, had told us we were going to support Rick Santorum for president, but wasn't too pleased that Santorum's a papist. The final nail in the coffin came when Mr. Whitford did a Google search on the former senator.

Friends, don't do a Google search for "Santorum". Don't.

Anyway, Mr. Whitford took not just a look at the candidates for the office, but the current illicit usurper of the office.

After suffering through over two years of a muslim, communist, Kenyan-born, atheistic, America-hating Nazi, Mr. Whitford has had enough of "exotic".

With this in mind, he went through the people running for the GOP ticket in 2012...

Newt Gingrich: Papist and what kind of name is "Newt"? Exotic!
"Oven" Mitt Romney: Mormon and what kind of name is "Mitt"? Exotic!
Jon Huntsman: Mormon and spells "John" without an H. Exotic!
Herman Cain: Don't let the name fool you. This boy could just as well be called Lamarr Jackson. Exotic!
Michele Bachmann: Female. Exotic!

Then Mr. Whitford came to Tim Pawlenty. Baptist. White. Male. There is absolutely NOTHING exotic about him at all! Not even exotic levels of energy or enthusiasm! After the turmoil since the stolen election of 2008, my husband sees Gov. Pawlenty as the PERFECT man for the job!

And so he has asked me to announce the newest recipient of the Whitford Family endorsement for President of the United States: Governor Tim Pawlenty! He is NOT exotic!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

My husband, Mr. Whitford, had told us we were going to support Rick Santorum for president, but wasn't too pleased that Santorum's a papist. The final nail in the coffin came when Mr. Whitford did a Google search on the former senator.

Friends, don't do a Google search for "Santorum". Don't.

Anyway, Mr. Whitford took not just a look at the candidates for the office, but the current illicit usurper of the office.

After suffering through over two years of a muslim, communist, Kenyan-born, atheistic, America-hating Nazi, Mr. Whitford has had enough of "exotic".

With this in mind, he went through the people running for the GOP ticket in 2012...

Newt Gingrich: Papist and what kind of name is "Newt"? Exotic!
"Oven" Mitt Romney: Mormon and what kind of name is "Mitt"? Exotic!
Jon Huntsman: Mormon and spells "John" without an H. Exotic!
Herman Cain: Don't let the name fool you. This boy could just as well be called Lamarr Jackson. Exotic!
Michele Bachmann: Female. Exotic!

Then Mr. Whitford came to Tim Pawlenty. Baptist. White. Male. There is absolutely NOTHING exotic about him at all! Not even exotic levels of energy or enthusiasm! After the turmoil since the stolen election of 2008, my husband sees Gov. Pawlenty as the PERFECT man for the job!

And so he has asked me to announce the newest recipient of the Whitford Family endorsement for President of the United States: Governor Tim Pawlenty! He is NOT exotic!

Bearing in mind that the USA is a nation predominatly made up from immigrant stock, at what point does that lineage cease to be exotic?

Mr Pawlenty does seem to have an "exotic" mix:

Pawlenty was born in Saint Paul, Minnesota, the son of Virginia Frances (née Oldenburg) and Eugene Joseph Pawlenty, Pawlenty's father was Polish American and his mother was German American.

[HTannor]

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Well, this discussion has certainly got me to rethinking my love affair with Sister Sarah.

She:

- whelped a retard
- names her kids trig, twit, twat, and other things
- spends a great deal of her time staring at russia from her back deck
- obviously wears the pants in the family
- guts mooses

- and on and on and on


I now believe she may be a bit too exotic for me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

Gov. Pawlenty is a Tim. You can trust a Tim (short for Timothy, of whom there are TWO books in the Bible named for).

A Tim can be be counted on to be a decent, heteros*xual, conservative, Republican Christian.

A Tim is someone you can go to the bar with after work and tsk tsk all the drunken reprobates.

A Tim will marry appropriately.

A Tim will feed his family as long as some feminazi doesn't steal his job.

A Tim will be dependable. He will tell his wife that Thursday is roast beef night, and by gum, you can set your calendar by what's on your plate.

A Tim will cheer for the home team, but not too loud so as not to upset the neighbors.

A Tim will sing hymns in church, and will sing out loud, but you won't be able to pick his voice out of the crowd.

If you bump into a Tim at a restaurant, you won't mistakenly ask him to take your order. However, if you bump into him at a bank you might mistakenly ask him about your loan application.

This nation needs a Tim to lead us, and by golly, Tim Pawlenty is "Pawlenty" good enough to be that Tim!

[Jo Freddie]

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Gov. Pawlenty is a Tim. You can trust a Tim (short for Timothy, of whom there are TWO books in the Bible named for).

Like Timothy McVeigh?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

Like Timothy McVeigh?

An unfortunate story, but he was a Timothy, not a Tim.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

An unfortunate story, but he was a Timothy, not a Tim.

Like the two books in your collected fairy tales and Timothy James Pawlenty.

A few more examples of fine upstanding people called Tim/Timothy

Timothy Allen Bradford
Timothy Wilson Spencer
Timothy Titus Rodriguez
Timothy Krajcir
Tim K.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

Are you always such a hate-spewing Timophobe?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

Are you always such a hate-spewing Timophobe?

Not at all, just point out a slight flaw in your reasoning that he MUST be good because he is called Tim(othy). I like some it was a Timothy that said "Fundamentalist Christianity appeals to pre-civilized, prudish tribal people who are not ready for urban feudal pleasures."

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

So much hate in one macaroni-addled body. I'll pray for you, Jo.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Tim Pawlenty for President: There's NOTHING exotic about him!

So much hate in one macaroni-addled body. I'll pray for you, Jo.

Romans 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.

So you think you can thwart the Will of God?

And why are we always required (upon pain of infraction) to capitalize any reference to God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, or anything related to Them, while the "perfect" KJV fails to do so (as illustrated by the bolded text in the above verse)?

[HTannor]

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......prudish tribal people who are not ready for urban feudal pleasures."...........

What in Hades does that mean?

Honestly, you pirate-types just make me so disgusted, I throw up a little in the back of my throat.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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If Tim Pawlenty is to be our endorsed candidate, we must remind people his name is definitely not "Tiny Tim".

The latter being, of course, the deformed and handicapped character of Charles Dickens' in the Christmas Carol. We know God does not look kindly on the handicapped.

[Jo Freddie]

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So much hate in one macaroni-addled body. I'll pray for you, Jo.

Have you finished with the attempt to distract attention away from my question with the whole Tim(othy) thing?

Indecently I am not a Timophobe, I have friends who are Tim(othy)s OK I would not let my child date one, and we always entertain them on the yard not in the house, but they seem to like a nice BBQ.

So to get back on topic.....

Bearing in mind that the USA is a nation predominatly made up from immigrant stock, at what point does that lineage cease to be exotic?

Mr Pawlenty does seem to have an "exotic" mix:

Pawlenty was born in Saint Paul, Minnesota, the son of Virginia Frances (née Oldenburg) and Eugene Joseph Pawlenty, Pawlenty's father was Polish American and his mother was German American.

[MisterM]

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Bearing in mind that the USA is a nation predominatly made up from immigrant stock, at what point does that lineage cease to be exotic?

If one gets son like Tim Pawlenty, line cease to be exotic even the parents were Martians (which is of course impossible).

YiC, M