Another spade tromping through the state.

[HTannor]

A warning for my Brothers and Sisters here in central Iowa:

HERMAN HERE: Possible presidential candidate Herman Cain will be in Iowa

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updated 6/5/2011 8:46:49 PM ET

A possible presidential candidate comes to Iowa Monday to talk before the conservative group, Family Leader.

Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain makes three appearances across the state before the social conservative group. It's part of the presidential lecture series.

Cain will speak at Dordt College in Sioux Center, Pella Christian High School and then the University of Iowa.

I pray my warning is timely enough that you can avoid coming into contact with his motorcade or his appearances.


We already have a half-coon in the White House so why on earth would we want a purebred?

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Another spade tromping through the state.

A warning for my Brothers and Sisters here in central Iowa:

I pray my warning is timely enough that you can avoid coming into contact with his motorcade or his appearances.

We already have a half-coon in the White House so why on earth would we want a purebred?

Don't worry, Brother Tannor, he's just a prop. My PR people decided we needed a few Uncle Toms for appearances sake. In the past, we ran Alan Keyes, and this time around it will be Herman Cain. You can bet your whig that Cain doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of winning anything more significant than a church bingo game.

Of course, we need to put a few Negroes into lower level positions, so we can prove we're not racist. That's why we had Michael Steele as RNC chairman, and Colin Powell as secretary of state. Made for some good photo ops to have Bush pose with some darkies besides the kitchen staff and bellhops.

The only Republican Negro who had me a little worried was Condoleezza Rice. After their daily private meetings in the Oval Office, Dubya would come stumbling out the door with a shit-faced grin that earned him the nickname "Smirking Chimp." Although she never knew it, I had my black ops people spike Condi's Diet Cokes with birth-control pills - the last thing we needed was a little chocolate-colored George Bush III crawling around the White House nursery.

Though I never checked out her "talents" personally, Condi came highly recommend by the CEO of Chevron - after one wild weekend at a nudist camp in France, he even named an oil tanker after her. David Vitter and Newt Gingrich also gave her the "thumbs up."


Oil tanker

We also keep a few beaners on the White House payroll - you'd be surprised how many wetbacks will vote Republican if we throw them a few bones. I'm sure you remember Alberto Gonzalez, even if he doesn't remember anything (snorting meth can do that to you).

But again, Brother Tannor, all that "diversity" stuff is just for show, so don't let it worry you. None of the Negroes and beaners working for the party will ever have any more power than the janitors who clean the toilets at RNC headquarters.