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Brothers and Sisters:
I have very many things in common with former Massachusetts Governor and current Presidential candidate Mitt Romney:
1. We are both children of high-powered, wealthy executives that provided us with an excellent education, a background in Republican politics, and a modest trust fund.
2. We are both respected businessmen who made our personal fortunes from buying American companies, selling off their assets, shipping jobs overseas, and leaving the bankrupt shells of their former facilities to litter the American landscape.
3. We are only 18 months apart in age, neither of us served in the military during the Vietnam era (to our great, great regret), and neither of believe that Negroes are fully human.
4. We have both changed our minds on important issues because Barack HUSSEIN Obama agreed with our position on those issues.
5. We both believe that low taxes and low regulation are the keys to rebuilding America into an unstoppable juggernaut that will rule the world with an iron fist.
6. We both have trouble interacting with the poor.
6. We have both killed homeless men in acts of self-defense.
Nevertheless, in spite of the massive popularity in the American electorate for these strong leadership qualities and nearly universal precepts, Mr. Romney will NEVER be allowed to be President of the United States unless he completely and utterly renounces his membership in The Cult of Mormon.
So as a concerned Real American(tm) hoping to restore America to global hegemony, I ask you Mr. Romney: Please reject your God-hating cult, renounce your membership, and join the loving, supportive, Godly Baptist Church. Read the Bible (KJV 1611), learn it, memorize it, and spread the word of Jesus. If you do so, you will certainly win the Republican nomination for President in 2012 and be swept into office with at least 80% of the vote!!
In Him,
Monty
I have very many things in common with former Massachusetts Governor and current Presidential candidate Mitt Romney:
1. We are both children of high-powered, wealthy executives that provided us with an excellent education, a background in Republican politics, and a modest trust fund.
2. We are both respected businessmen who made our personal fortunes from buying American companies, selling off their assets, shipping jobs overseas, and leaving the bankrupt shells of their former facilities to litter the American landscape.
3. We are only 18 months apart in age, neither of us served in the military during the Vietnam era (to our great, great regret), and neither of believe that Negroes are fully human.
4. We have both changed our minds on important issues because Barack HUSSEIN Obama agreed with our position on those issues.
5. We both believe that low taxes and low regulation are the keys to rebuilding America into an unstoppable juggernaut that will rule the world with an iron fist.
6. We both have trouble interacting with the poor.
6. We have both killed homeless men in acts of self-defense.
Nevertheless, in spite of the massive popularity in the American electorate for these strong leadership qualities and nearly universal precepts, Mr. Romney will NEVER be allowed to be President of the United States unless he completely and utterly renounces his membership in The Cult of Mormon.
So as a concerned Real American(tm) hoping to restore America to global hegemony, I ask you Mr. Romney: Please reject your God-hating cult, renounce your membership, and join the loving, supportive, Godly Baptist Church. Read the Bible (KJV 1611), learn it, memorize it, and spread the word of Jesus. If you do so, you will certainly win the Republican nomination for President in 2012 and be swept into office with at least 80% of the vote!!
In Him,
Monty
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