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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #1

    Huckabee vs God

    Well, well well. Those cultists voting for Huckabee in Arkunsaur and Tinnisee got a surprise from God this evening. Yes indeed, instead of writing in Betty Bowers and Jesus, they voted for the evil Huckabee and God smote them properly with thousands of tornadoes. Huckabee wants to carry AK47s and any True Christian knows that only Jesus is allowed to carry an AK47. HE can even carry a 48 or a 49.

    Besides that, Betty Bowers has a very smooth inviting neck.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Huckabee vs God

    Chocolate Bar, did Mike Huckabee win 100% of those states? NO!

    God may have considered smiting those who voted for that LIEbral McCain, and that Merman, Romney, but He clearly decided just to go after those who voted for the whack job, Paul!!

    And He got them ALL, too!
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