Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

[Johny Joe Hold]

I apologize in advance if I am breaking protocol here. But the news is so exciting, I have to tell you.

I was asked to go to the airport today to greet a "VIP". No one would tell me who it would be. It was Michelle.

She told me only she had an appointment with one of the LBC Pastors to discuss something that would be announced soon. We know, of course, the Bachmans left a liberal church recently.

If I knew more, I'd tell you. Friends, everyone in the world will know of Landover Baptist Church if she becomes a member.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

I apologize in advance if I am breaking protocol here. But the news is so exciting, I have to tell you.

I was asked to go to the airport today to greet a "VIP". No one would tell me who it would be. It was Michelle.

She told me only she had an appointment with one of the LBC Pastors to discuss something that would be announced soon. We know, of course, the Bachmans left a liberal church recently.

If I knew more, I'd tell you. Friends, everyone in the world will know of Landover Baptist Church if she becomes a member.

Well, I don't know. She seems a bit liberal to me.

What does her Husband have to say?

If he's interested in applying, send him the paperwork.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

It looks like the LIEberal MSM is trying to smear Michelle for her former church's view on the cathylicks:

Michele Bachmann's Church Says the Pope Is the Antichrist
The Iowa front-runner for the GOP nomination was a longstanding member of a strict Lutheran synod with controversial views of Catholicism
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Bachmann was a longtime member of the Salem Evangelical Lutheran Church in Stillwater, Minn., which belongs to the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS), a council of churches founded in 1850 that today comprises about 400,000 people. WELS is the most conservative of the major Lutheran church organizations, known for its strict adherence to the writings of Martin Luther, the German theologian who broke with the Catholic Church and launched the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. This includes endorsing Luther's statements about the papacy.
…..

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/07/michele-bachmanns-church-says-the-pope-is-the-antichrist/241909/

Now I don't claim to know much about these Lutherans, but the story about this particular "sect" appears to check out (i.e., they can't stand cathylicks):

STATEMENT ON THE ANITCHRIST

And we make this confession in the confidence of hope. The Antichrist shall not destroy us but shall himself be destroyed—"Whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming" (2 Th 2:8).

We reject the idea that the fulfillment of this prophecy is to be sought in the workings of any merely secular political power (2 Th 2:4; cf. Treatise on the Power and the Primacy of the Pope 39).

We reject the idea that the teaching that the Papacy is the Antichrist rests on a merely human interpretation of history or is an open question. We hold rather that this teaching rests on the revelation of God in Scripture which finds its fulfillment in history. The Holy Spirit reveals this fulfillment to the eyes of faith (cf. The Abiding Word, Vol. 2, p. 764). Since Scripture teaches that the Antichrist would be revealed and gives the marks by which the Antichrist is to be recognized (2 Th 2:6,8), and since this prophecy has been clearly fulfilled in the history and development of the Roman Papacy, it is Scripture which reveals that the Papacy is the Antichrist.

http://www.wels.net/about-wels/doctrinal-statements/antichrist?page=0,8

As far as I'm concerned, rebuking the papists is a good first step on the road to becoming a True Christian™ and I don't see what anyone needs to be ashamed of.

[HTannor]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

I don't wish to be a wet blanket on this subject, but until she can prove herself, I certainly hope she follows the appropriate path that all of us followed.

Step 1 - Unsaved Trash

Step 2 - Forum Member

Step 3 - True Christian™

And even then, I'd like a taste of her pie just to reassure myself.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

Personally, I think it's excruciatingly joyfully that our sister, Michele dutifully submits to her very not-gay husband, Marcus.

Because Marcus is extremely manly and not gay:

Not at all:

Michele submits to Marcus in a True Christian™, Paul-would-be-proud kind of way and not in a BDSM master/slave kind of way, God bless her:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...a-problem.html

All of which PROVES that -- unlike the politics of Nancy Pelosi and Hitlery Clinton -- Michele Bachman's politics do NOT come from the sexually unfulfilled mind of an unhappy woman. Of THAT we can be certain.

[4 Christ]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist





Michelle Bachman looks a lot like left leaning Shirely Phelps. Are they cousins?

Michelle's former church is right about the Vatican being the home of the anti-Christ so I doubt she is leaving for that reason. Maybe she just want to make sure she is right with Jesus. Who could blame her for that. It is a smart move politically and spiritually. Mrs Bachman is very smart for a woman.

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

Boo! When we start rejoicing over bleeding-heart liberals like Michele Bachmann, it says something about the state of our political leanings which isn't pretty. She doesn't even openly advocate the execution of homosexuals! And people actually trust her to be president? That's just shameful.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

She won the Iowa Straw Poll up in Ames tonight. It's 30 miles up there and I did not have time to see her.

For some reason she has not stopped in Freehold. Does anyone have an inside contact with her people to see if we can get her here for at least a short visit?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

She won the Iowa Straw Poll up in Ames tonight. It's 30 miles up there and I did not have time to see her.

For some reason she has not stopped in Freehold. Does anyone have an inside contact with her people to see if we can get her here for at least a short visit?

It's likely that she skipped a visit to Freehold because of a misunderstanding between her husband and myself.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

First of all, I apologize to the senior LBC members here for my absence as of late. I pray™ that you will forgive me and that I am still welcome.


Just know, that in my latest crusade to eradicate communist liberal "news" outlets such as MSNBC, CNN and every newspaper on the west coast, I had only the best intentions and that of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ™ in mind. Not to mention I am 90% convinced that the internet is yet another tool of Satan.



And now the topic at hand............I am not entirely convinced of Mrs. Bachmann's intentions here. While I respect her admitting openly that a wife MUST be submissive unto her husband, I have yet to hear his statement regarding his permission in regards of her running for the Presidency. While I will be the first to admit that even the common street harlot would be a step up from the communist, nazi, racist, usurper, Kenyan, anti-American, socialist, muslim, terrorist, America™ hating islamist that we have now, I cannot in good conscience back such a campaign until I know more about whether or not her Godly husband has allowed her to do this.


She appears to be a True Christian™ woman, and I pray that this is so.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

Both Mr. and Mrs. Bachmann are delightful people. I'm not particularly thrilled by their left-leaning politcs, but I have known them both for many years. I first met Marcus at the Omaha Trailways Bus Station in 1983. As we crossed paths many times (in some of the strangest, unexpected places!) we became close friends.

I do hope that Marcus and Michele consider getting right with God by joining Landover Baptist. They will be traipsing across Iowa from now through the February 6, 2012 caucus, and that's plenty of time for our pastors to instill some old-fashioned conservative Godliness in them.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

I hate to break the news to you, but it appears Bachmann is a covert feminist. She's been doing a fine job of pretending otherwise, but when she was recently put on the spot regarding her willingness to be an obedient wife, she couldn't help but show her true colors:

Bachmann's Happy Clappy Notion of What it Means to be a Submissive Wife

Presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) was recently asked in the Iowa presidential debate and on NBC’s “Meet The Press,” if she would be submissive to her husband if she were elected president. Was her answer reflective of biblical teaching? The Christian Post asked two pastors to weigh in on the question.

The Bible verse in question is Ephesians 5:22, “Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.”

“What submission means to us,” Bachmann said, “it means respect. I respect my husband. He's a wonderful, godly man, and a great father. He respects me as his wife. That's how we operate our marriage. We respect each other. We love each other.”

[James Hutchins]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

My only concern (for example) is she confused Evis's birthday and the date of His untimely demise.

Why isn't her husband doing all the talking. Certainly he, being a man would not make the same errors a female is prone to. She is certainly welcome to greet guests and put on a dinner party at the White House, but shouldn't the more competent men in her family be more prominent?

She is a respectable dresser, I will giver her that. And she is not ethnic.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

I hate to break the news to you, but it appears Bachmann is a covert feminist. She's been doing a fine job of pretending otherwise, but when she was recently put on the spot regarding her willingness to be an obedient wife, she couldn't help but show her true colors:

Bachmann's Happy Clappy Notion of What it Means to be a Submissive Wife

Faith--As much as I want Bachmann to join Landover Baptist Church and help promote Freehold, I was really disappointed with her answer there.

I mean, the correct answer to a question, "Will you be submissive to your husband is you are elected Presidient of the United States?" is simply YES.

No complicated answer about respect this and respect that is needed.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Michelle Bachman May Join Landover Baptist

Amen, Mayor Joe Hold!

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