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John McCain soared in national polls today, shortly following an interaction with Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
"Senator Clinton wanted to meet and discuss various issues. Well, she certainly met the Straight Talk Express," McCain grinned, handing out 8 x 10 glossy photos of the event.
Ann Coulter, conservative pundit, withdrew her endorsement of Clinton and threw her considerable muscle behind McCain after viewing the photo. "McCain's actually a man, after all!" she cried.
"Senator Clinton wanted to meet and discuss various issues. Well, she certainly met the Straight Talk Express," McCain grinned, handing out 8 x 10 glossy photos of the event.
Ann Coulter, conservative pundit, withdrew her endorsement of Clinton and threw her considerable muscle behind McCain after viewing the photo. "McCain's actually a man, after all!" she cried.
