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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Ban cat reefer!

    I was watching the animal channel and they were showing cats laying around in a big patch of cat nip, or cat reefer. It was sickening to see.
    We must eradicate cat reefer ASAP!
    Thos wiccidians probably use it to intoxicate the felines before having congress.
    Please help me in convincing the government to use agent orange on this vile substance.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Ban cat reefer!

    I have never seen cat-reefer in the wild. I'm not sure I'd know what it looks like. Is it dangerous to humans?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #3
      Re: Ban cat reefer!

      Since all things feline are her area of expertise, perhaps Petal could be asked to give her opinion on this?
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: Ban cat reefer!

        It must be dangerous. I think it looks like normal reefer.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Ban cat reefer!

          This is how it looks in the wild:

          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Ban cat reefer!

            As this Educational Film shows, "Doing the Nip" can have many adverse effects on your Cat. This includes Kidnapping Old Ladies and floating around rooms.



            It should be BANNED!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Jewsef
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 90

              #7
              Re: Ban cat reefer!

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              This is how it looks in the wild:



              Yeah, right. Its homegrown in your gardenhouse, isn't? Blaim it on Aicha.

              In Holland its legal, dont now about Belgium. Its haram, thats for shure.
              Last edited by Jewsef; 02-07-2008, 01:57 PM. Reason: gemanism, bad spelling.
              Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6574

                #8
                Re: Ban cat reefer!

                I'm sure President McCain will deal with this. Remember, he's in favor of selling our seaports to Dubia, which is our best ally in the War On Drugs:

                BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


                British tourist Keith Brown was sentenced to four years in prison after Dubai customs officers found a 0.003g trace of cannabis stuck to his shoe...

                Possession of painkillers like codeine and some cold and flu medication could result in a mandatory four-year prison sentence...

                British resident Cat Le-Huy was arrested in Dubai for carrying Melatonin jet-lag tablets, which are sold over the counter in the US and Dubai.
                Mr Le-Huy told BBC News he was forced to sign a document in Arabic and was refused a translator...

                Tracy Wilkinson was held in custody for eight weeks before customs officers accepted the codeine she was carrying had been prescribed by her doctor for back pains.

                Meanwhile, a Swiss national is serving a four-year jail term after three poppy seeds from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow airport were found on his clothes.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Ban cat reefer!

                  I think we should apply civil asset forfeiture against any house in which a catnip toy is found.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Mr.Rastaman
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Ban cat reefer!

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    I was watching the animal channel and they were showing cats laying around in a big patch of cat nip, or cat reefer. It was sickening to see.
                    We must eradicate cat reefer ASAP!
                    Thos wiccidians probably use it to intoxicate the felines before having congress.
                    Please help me in convincing the government to use agent orange on this vile substance.
                    Are you serious? Hahahahahaha!!! Its just a plant....Not even close to reefer though. In my opinion reefer is alot better than catnip..not that i have ever done much with cat nip...besides see my cat freakout over it.
                    <Insert words of wisdom here>

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                    • Mr.Rastaman
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 20

                      #11
                      Re: Ban cat reefer!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I have never seen cat-reefer in the wild. I'm not sure I'd know what it looks like. Is it dangerous to humans?
                      If real reefer is not harmful to humans why would catnip be?
                      <Insert words of wisdom here>

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                      • Mr.Rastaman
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 20

                        #12
                        Re: Ban cat reefer!

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        It must be dangerous. I think it looks like normal reefer.
                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!

                        Thats funny! You must know nothing of what marijuana looks like hahahaha!
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                        • Mr.Rastaman
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 20

                          #13
                          Re: Ban cat reefer!

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                          I'm sure President McCain will deal with this. Remember, he's in favor of selling our seaports to Dubia, which is our best ally in the War On Drugs:

                          BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


                          British tourist Keith Brown was sentenced to four years in prison after Dubai customs officers found a 0.003g trace of cannabis stuck to his shoe...

                          Possession of painkillers like codeine and some cold and flu medication could result in a mandatory four-year prison sentence...

                          British resident Cat Le-Huy was arrested in Dubai for carrying Melatonin jet-lag tablets, which are sold over the counter in the US and Dubai.
                          Mr Le-Huy told BBC News he was forced to sign a document in Arabic and was refused a translator...

                          Tracy Wilkinson was held in custody for eight weeks before customs officers accepted the codeine she was carrying had been prescribed by her doctor for back pains.

                          Meanwhile, a Swiss national is serving a four-year jail term after three poppy seeds from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow airport were found on his clothes.

                          TAKE THAT, HIPPIES!
                          Thats horrible and also bullsh*t. Really sucks that this kind of thing happens. Its saddening
                          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-14-2008, 01:45 PM. Reason: profanity edited
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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Ban cat reefer!

                            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                            I'm sure President McCain will deal with this. Remember, he's in favor of selling our seaports to Dubia, which is our best ally in the War On Drugs:

                            BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


                            British tourist Keith Brown was sentenced to four years in prison after Dubai customs officers found a 0.003g trace of cannabis stuck to his shoe...

                            Possession of painkillers like codeine and some cold and flu medication could result in a mandatory four-year prison sentence...

                            British resident Cat Le-Huy was arrested in Dubai for carrying Melatonin jet-lag tablets, which are sold over the counter in the US and Dubai.
                            Mr Le-Huy told BBC News he was forced to sign a document in Arabic and was refused a translator...

                            Tracy Wilkinson was held in custody for eight weeks before customs officers accepted the codeine she was carrying had been prescribed by her doctor for back pains.

                            Meanwhile, a Swiss national is serving a four-year jail term after three poppy seeds from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow airport were found on his clothes.

                            TAKE THAT, HIPPIES!
                            Even the mooselimbs in Towelheadistan, who have reserved their seats on the No. 666 express bus to hell by calling Our Lord just one of the prophets, recognize the vital importance of the War on Drugs.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #15
                              Re: Ban cat reefer!

                              Originally posted by Mr.Rastaman View Post
                              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!

                              Thats funny! You must know nothing of what marijuana looks like hahahaha!
                              Yes buddy boy I do! I was once drugged by a bunch of wiccidians with the stuff. Go to the intros and do your research!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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