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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

    I woke up from a nightmare with my heart pounding and let out a scream for Jesus' help...

    President Clinton and Vice President Obama!!!!!!!!!

    What if it happens?!?!?!?
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have never thought of that.

    What if it DOES happen!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!! Whatever will we do???!!!???

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

      Well why not? They are both race traitors and her "husband" has been telling everyone that he's a nigra.

      I'm telling you people: the demoncrats know no shame! There is NO BOUNDARY to their depravity! If either one of these demons takes office, America will sink into the deepest pits of sin and perversion ever! Soddom and Gomorrah will look like the Garden of Eden in comparison! No White woman will be safe!!

      Vote Huckabee, or Hellary will make us all fornicate with buck nigras!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

        Yes, God could let something that horrifying happen, but He would obviously have a reason. If these two team up and "win" the election (I can't see how unless God wills it or the Demoncrats find some way to cheat), can Rapture be far behind?
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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #5
          Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          No White woman will be safe!!

          Vote Huckabee, or Hellary will make us all fornicate with buck nigras!!
          Kneegrow men have a strange affect on white women, just look at how these gals act around this seductive buck!
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Seeker
            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 966

            #6
            Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Yes, God could let something that horrifying happen, but He would obviously have a reason. If these two team up and "win" the election (I can't see how unless God wills it or the Demoncrats find some way to cheat), can Rapture be far behind?
            The rapture would be near indeed because some say Obama is going to be the anti-christ.

            I am just glad that I will be going up in the first round.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • lilith
              Night Hag
              • Sep 2006
              • 1232

              #7
              Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
              The rapture would be near indeed because some say Obama is going to be the anti-christ.

              I am just glad that I will be going up in the first round.


              Just you be sure to leave your clothes in a neat little pile.
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6578

                #8
                Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                This editorial cartoon published in an Orange County newspaper sums up what things will look like if Democrats take the White House:




                Note the negro right behind Jesus, staring at his backside. If Obama wins, all of America will be their "biatches".
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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                  Brother Jeb, I know of Orange Counties in California, Florida, and.....New York....

                  I am of the opinion that the cartoon you posted must be from Florida - Pastored by your Name-sake, the Godly Jeb Bush. Glory!!!

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    I am just glad that I will be going up in the first round.
                    Well, the jury is still out on that, but you're making significant strides.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Seeker
                      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 966

                      #11
                      Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Well, the jury is still out on that, but you're making significant strides.
                      Well that is go to know. I like to keep my lamp burning from time to time.

                      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                      • bung79
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 117

                        #12
                        Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                        lol... I'd love to see Obama win. A black democratic leader... Oh the irony At least then your beloved United States might have a chance to get itself out of trillions of dollars of debt and kickstart it's economy again.

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                        • Born Again Bob
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2318

                          #13
                          Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                          Dear Friend,

                          Yes, because when it comes to fiscal responsibility, no one betters the blacks! Why, there's hardly a check cashing store, pawn store, or subprime mortgage lender in 10 miles of my part of town, but those savvy black neighborhoods have them coming out the woodworks. Finally a President willing to borrow at 200% interest.

                          Yours in Him,
                          bab

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                            Originally posted by scooter79 View Post
                            lol... I'd love to see Obama win. A black democratic leader... Oh the irony At least then your beloved United States might have a chance to get itself out of trillions of dollars of debt and kickstart it's economy again.
                            I don't think that selling crack, cheating on welfare and pimping Chelsea Cliton can bring in that much.

                            Plus, every White American would be motivated to take over our northern province and bring it back to Jesus. I refer to Godless Cannuckistan, of course.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Chocolate+Vanilla=Nightmare!!!

                              Originally posted by scooter79 View Post
                              lol... I'd love to see Obama win. A black democratic leader... Oh the irony
                              Yes, a black guy joining the notoriously racist slaveowners' party, home to James Byrd Jr. and other KKK scumbags is pretty ironic. Here at Landover, we have no patience for KKK sympathisers!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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