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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #16
    Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

    It is a well-known fact that retardeds are a result of men fornicating with women having their monthly curse. And who commits such abominations?

    Democrats.

    Yet another reason Jesus turns His loving back on them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Father Thomas Martin
      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
      • Jul 2007
      • 1015

      #17
      Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      Retards are the Devils children.

      If Jesus wanted cripples to be not crippled He wouldn't have let them become crippled in the first place. Thats called logic. Since He did make them crippled He must HATE them. They sinned or somehow fell from His grace enough to be impaired so maybe not letting them cast a vote would be a good idea. If Jesus doesn't want them to be whole, we must respect that.
      The same goes for women and coloreds or Mexicants.

      Jesus healed the sick in the Bible. I guess they should be allowed to vote.
      And He made the crippled walk too, and cured the leprosy.

      So, if you don't think they should have equal rights, you are no Christians.
      ACTS 5:29

      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #18
        Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        And He made the crippled walk too, and cured the leprosy.

        So, if you don't think they should have equal rights, you are no Christians.
        Where in the Bible does it say that gimps, cripples and retardeds should get the special privilege or "rights" equal to a normal person?

        And I don't see Jesus curing many them these days, do you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #19
          Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

          Thats the truth! Praise Jesus!
          Just like I said, if Jesus wanted to heal them He would. He must not WANT them to be normal so they aren't.
          Seems pretty obvious to me that Christ wants them to be different.

          Different is a bad thing when it comes to voting. We need to stand united as ONE with Jesus during this election period otherwise a Democrat might be elected.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Mr. Jingles
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 574

            #20
            Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

            It might be fun to watch cripples voting, especially when they fall down in the voting booth & hurt themselves.

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            • Justina Thyme
              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2007
              • 1718

              #21
              Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

              You know, Mr. Jingles may have a point. Perhaps a little good, clean, Godly entertainment from an inferior species may help us "lighten up" come election day... and now that midget-tossing has been outlawed for whatever silly reason, we need something to relieve the tension!
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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                Jesus looked with compassion on them all, and healed their infirmities. They all wish they were normal, and Jesus made them that way!
                a) So you're saying that Jesus made them not cripples, and Jesus made them cripples? Make your mind up, already.
                b) Your statement that they "all wish they were normal" is very ignorant and offensive. Bizarre as it may seem, these pathetic freaks are actually proud of being mutants.

                I like how it talks about "disabled power". The power to do what? Walk? I don't think so.
                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                And He made the crippled walk too, and cured the leprosy.

                So, if you don't think they should have equal rights, you are no Christians.
                We are all in favour of letting cripples who repent of being cripples have the vote. Jesus healed specific disabled people because He loved them, so the ones He hasn't healed He must not love. What's your explanation for why Christ doesn't fix cripples any more?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • revrggreen
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 822

                  #23
                  Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Where in the Bible does it say that gimps, cripples and retardeds should get the special privilege or "rights" equal to a normal person?
                  Ezek,

                  This is something my Church have been campaining for some time. Yes, we want retards treated just the same as normal people!

                  We want a fair society, not one with one set of rules for some people, and different rules for others. That is why we are currently running an 'Equal Rights For Retards' Petition, which we feel will create a fairer and more harmonious society.

                  Now, I pay my taxes, paid for my home, fought in the war for the greater good, and help my fellow man. I don't see why ugly disgusting retards are allowed to get away with sitting around idly on their lazy fat asses all day, getting waited on hand and foot in care homes funded by Government money they did nothing to deserve. They get special car parking spaces and wheelchairs and ramps and special access everywhere they go. How is this a fair society when these filthy twisted deformities never have to paid a cent of tax in their lives, and get all the rewards? Remember, It is OUR tax money that funds their dumb spastic activities!

                  Our 'Equal Rights for Retards' Petition aims to give these worthless rejects the same rights as the rest of us. In a fair society everyone pulls their own weight. Let them work for their OWN living. Kick them out of their Care Homes, and burn them down. Take away their expensive wheelchairs which WE paid for! Take away their disabled car parking spaces which they don't deserve. Throw them on the street, let them find work, make them pay taxes like the rest of us, work for their own living.

                  There is really no end to the jobs a retard could do. Join the Travelling Circus, Freakshows, become a famous Sideshow Attraction? Then we have the war. Why should the troops on the front line suffer, when we can train a retard to hold a gun? Think about it, remote controlled wheelchairs with retards controlling machine guns with a twich of their head. Think about it - How do we fight the army of suicide bombers, who want to blow the limbs off our soldiers? Send in an army of expendable disposable mongoloids with half their limbs missing anyways! Glory!

                  Equal Rights for Retards !


                  - Rev RG Green
                  Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-11-2008, 01:55 PM. Reason: quote link fixed

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                  • Juliette
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 705

                    #24
                    Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                    Well I guess if Jesus didn't heal them it's for a reason. Those healed are no cripples anymore. Isn't it?

                    Anyway. They don't have to complain. Having their own olympics and all that.

                    This guy also wasn't allowed to the real olympics.


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                    • revrggreen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 822

                      #25
                      Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                      Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                      Well I guess if Jesus didn't heal them it's for a reason. Those healed are no cripples anymore. Isn't it?

                      Anyway. They don't have to complain. Having their own olympics and all that.

                      This guy also wasn't allowed to the real olympics.
                      The only reason that 'tard was banned from competing was because he tried to CHEAT by using his jet-powered special robot leg! These cripps are very devious. He should have been allowed to complete, but have his fake leg taken from him before the race started. Then let's see how well he would do.

                      And don't even get me started on the so-called 'special' Olympics. They should ban this too, and force all the 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal atheletes (without their wheelchairs obviously). This would not only give everyone 'equal rights', but would be very amuzing to watch.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #26
                        Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                        Phhhhhhhhhht.

                        Does THIS look like it could make an intelligent decision when voting.

                        LMAOWJ, he'd probably throw it away on a vote for Hildabeast Clinton.



                        Besides all the drool and peanut butter and jelly on his fingers will run the ink on the voter forms.
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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6572

                          #27
                          Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                          Remember, giving special rights to cripples hurts them more than it helps them.

                          When God chooses to cripple someone, He is doing as a warning, because He is sometimes too merciful to kill people outright. But when we coddle cripples, they don't realize how urgently they need to repent.

                          I just learned that this is what God did to the Obamanation's race traitor mother: He gave her cancer, as warning to turn from her life of sin, and when she did not, He killed her. Obama Bin Rapin' actually admits it:

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                          • kr!stin
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 13

                            #28
                            Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                            Yes, cripples should vote.

                            You are supposed to seperate church and state...
                            Obama for president!

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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3322

                              #29
                              Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                              The church and the state can't be separated! They depend on one another.

                              "In God We Trust"
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                              • chickenfingers
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 4

                                #30
                                Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

                                This is the most hilarious, entertaining forum on the internet I have ever seen.
                                You claim you are people of God, and then you go and make fun of people with handicaps?? (and to call someone a "cripple" in this day and age is a testament of how ignorant you all are)- Shame on you-
                                (Also, FYI- African Americans and Blacks prefer to be called just that- not "colors" Sister Mary Maria or whatever your name is).

                                Talk about blasphemy- you are all loaded with it.

                                Now go ahead and ban me- I'm looking forward to it.

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