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  • Johnathan
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by Dialon View Post
    -I go to Capital City Church, it's an evangelical church.

    -I was born with it in my heart, I was lead the way by my loving parents and pastors.

    -Favorite quote. "1 Timothy 4:12 Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."
    After running a background check on it:

    We’re a thriving, multi-cultural church that has a passionate, life-giving environment where people of all ages, races, and backgrounds can grow closer to God and build thriving, vibrant lives.
    Our worship services are comprised of two primary elements: contemporary, upbeat, passionate worship and a dynamic, relevant teaching.
    I must say I am disappointed. I found no mention of the Kjv1611, and it seems like you attend an uppity "multicultural" feel-good church that spits on Christ through 'hip hop' and whatever other rebellious music you youth listen to these days.

    There is hope, however. Are you willing to discover the true path to Heaven?

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  • Dialon
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by Johnathan View Post
    I believe you have a good Biblically valid point there, but first:

    What church do you attend? (So that we may verify whether it is certified and blessed by Jesus):

    How did you come to find the LORD?:

    What is your favorite verse?:
    -I go to Capital City Church, it's an evangelical church.

    -I was born with it in my heart, I was lead the way by my loving parents and pastors.

    -Favorite quote. "1 Timothy 4:12 Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."

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  • Johnathan
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by Dialon View Post
    Atheists are targeting children in their wretched propaganda, so putting them on a list will do nothing. If you want stop a tree from growing, you don't simply cut it down. You have to tear it from the roots, or it will just continue growing.

    All atheists should be found, rounded up and killed. They are corrupting our world, God's world, and must be stopped. Laws should pass where it is illegal to proclaim yourself atheist, if it is found out you are one of these godless heathens, you are killed. Simple as that. God wants atheists dead, if it was not his will, he wouldn't allow us to do so.
    I believe you have a good Biblically valid point there, but first:

    What church do you attend? (So that we may verify whether it is certified and blessed by Jesus):

    How did you come to find the LORD?:

    What is your favorite verse?:

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  • Dialon
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    Atheists are targeting children in their wretched propaganda, so putting them on a list will do nothing. If you want stop a tree from growing, you don't simply cut it down. You have to tear it from the roots, or it will just continue growing.

    All atheists should be found, rounded up and killed. They are corrupting our world, God's world, and must be stopped. Laws should pass where it is illegal to proclaim yourself atheist, if it is found out you are one of these godless heathens, you are killed. Simple as that. God wants atheists dead, if it was not his will, he wouldn't allow us to do so.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    I think so because it's upsetting to see people trying to force their religion on others and you're confused as to why, when someone suggests I leave my home country or live under religious oppression, i get upset.
    Hey, you're the one who chose to deny God while living in a Christian nation. Is this our fault? No, it is your fault.
    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    I hope you both get AIDS.
    Ahh, I see lots of that "liberal tolerance" we've heard tell about. "Tolerate everybody who thinks exactly like you," right?

    What bigots you liberals are!
    I dare you to try rounding up all the atheists. This isn't an internet tough guy thing, I'm not suggesting just me. I'd just really love to see you actually try and do it. The backlash would be so immense... Oh man that would be awesome.
    You're not a bright one, are you?

    We aren't going to go round up the atheists. The United States Military is going to, once Romney is President and Tea Party Christians control the House and Senate.

    Given that 78% of Americans are Christians, and fewer than 2% of Americans are atheists, where do you think this "immense backlash" will come from?

    Don't worry, the Great Purification will take time to implement. You'll have plenty of time to leave. In fact, those atheists smart enough to leave early will probably be able to take their financial assets with them!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    Your threat is that they will go to hell if they don't act the way you say they should. Sounds like a threat to me.
    If it's a threat (and I deny your premise) then you must realize that it's not us who are doing the threatening. It's Jesus! Shout GLORY!!

    Jesus introduced the concept of hell in the Holy Bible. Out of pure love for the world He temporarily died so scum like you have a chance at attaining eternal Salvation(c)!

    Matthew 13:41-42
    The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


    Matthew 18:8-9
    If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.


    Matthew 22:13
    Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


    Mark 9:43-48
    ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

    Don't shoot the messenger. These are GOD's ways. Your choice is simple: Repent or spend eternity as satan's favorite party ewe.

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  • Johnathan
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    Of course the atheist will. Your "warrior" has a sword, but science has invented guns and other things much better than a sword to deal with those people. I hope you realize science is what allowed for the creation of the computer you now use. It doesn't run on prayer jackass.

    Also you ARE threatening people with hell. Your threat is that they will go to hell if they don't act the way you say they should. Sounds like a threat to me.

    You can't start with the reprimand because I mentioned Hitler. Bogus to the extreme, especially when the scenario presented is the "final solution." That's a weak trap.

    Morality doesn't come from the bible. So stop pretending without it everyone would just start killing each other. They do that more for the bible and other religions than anything else.
    You must not be the brightest pickle in the patch, considering that most of us own several guns for Jesus, to show our appreciation for him saving us.

    We are disappointed, however, that you choose not to accept the Truth™. We aren't condemning you to anything, we're warning you that you're going to hell if you don't convert and tithe today. That's what it says in the Bible (Kjv1611 of course). If we told you that you'd be arrested for driving under the influence, would we be condemning you? No, we'd just be telling you what the law is.

    We are desperately trying to open your heart to Jesus, young man. Will you please do that for us?

    YIC

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  • BowserWoofWoof
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    And what are the atheists going to do; grow their beards longer in protest? Make more fun of us? Tell us more weird sex fantasies about squids?

    Below are pictures of an atheists on the left and a TRUE Christian culture warrior on the right. Who do you think is going to win?
    Of course the atheist will. Your "warrior" has a sword, but science has invented guns and other things much better than a sword to deal with those people. I hope you realize science is what allowed for the creation of the computer you now use. It doesn't run on prayer jackass.

    Also you ARE threatening people with hell. Your threat is that they will go to hell if they don't act the way you say they should. Sounds like a threat to me.

    You can't start with the reprimand because I mentioned Hitler. Bogus to the extreme, especially when the scenario presented is the "final solution." That's a weak trap.

    Morality doesn't come from the bible. So stop pretending without it everyone would just start killing each other. They do that more for the bible and other religions than anything else.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    I dare you to try rounding up all the atheists. This isn't an internet tough guy thing, I'm not suggesting just me. I'd just really love to see you actually try and do it. The backlash would be so immense... Oh man that would be awesome..
    And what are the atheists going to do; grow their beards longer in protest? Make more fun of us? Tell us more weird sex fantasies about squids?

    Below are pictures of an atheists on the left and a TRUE Christian culture warrior on the right. Who do you think is going to win?
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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    Your bark is much louder and annoying than your bite.
    Friend, we are not barking or fighting,in part because we are not dogs,but because the Lord fights against the wicked.

    Psalm
    55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

    As for us, we will continue to fight the good fight of faith!

    Psalm
    55:18
    He hath delivered my soul in peace from the battle that was against me: for there were many with me.

    You words will not avail you!

    GLORY!

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by BowserWoofWoof View Post
    except you threaten people with hell
    Oh, dear. You made yourself look stupid once again. You don't even understand what you read. No one here has threaten people with hell. That was most silly thing you have said so far and you have said many silly things.

    Of course we have no power to send anyone to hell, so threatening would be pointless. Only Jesus has that kind of power. You are an atheist, so if you do not change your evil atheist ways and become a Christian, Jesus will throw you into a lake of fire for all eternity. That is no threat, that's a fact.

    So again, we do not threaten anyone. We warn people. Because we care.

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  • BowserWoofWoof
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    Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Tell it, Brother! It seems the very mention of Jesus has them obsessing over anal sex and mentioning it at every turn. These queers will not be happy until everyone is converted to sodomisticism and they have destroyed marriage with their demands for special treatment.

    We need to stand firm.
    I hope you both get AIDS. You're probably closet cases anyways. Not one single gay guy wants to get with you. Marriage isn't even inherently Christian.

    Who even brought up anal sex? You guys. Seems like you were just aching to talk about it.

    I dare you to try rounding up all the atheists. This isn't an internet tough guy thing, I'm not suggesting just me. I'd just really love to see you actually try and do it. The backlash would be so immense... Oh man that would be awesome.

    I'm not trying to convince you not to do anything, because you don't have the power to do it to begin with. You guys are really lame. Your bark is much louder and annoying than your bite.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    I see an anal sex angle in this subject matter, a vein of sodomy so laced with AIDS that it could infect a Komodo dragon at 1000 yards. It is incredible to me that atheists can't carry on a normal conversation without sinful undertones such as these, but I guess it shouldn't as they have no moral compass.

    A warning to the atheists in this thread: if you can't keep yourself from referencing anal sex in every post, I'm going to start passing out infractions. It is disgusting. Children read this material. I know that, as a moral relativist, you see nothing wrong with pedophilia, but consider the effect that your lewd conduct has on others.
    Tell it, Brother! It seems the very mention of Jesus has them obsessing over anal sex and mentioning it at every turn. These queers will not be happy until everyone is converted to sodomisticism and they have destroyed marriage with their demands for special treatment.

    We need to stand firm.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    I see an anal sex angle in this subject matter, a vein of sodomy so laced with AIDS that it could infect a Komodo dragon at 1000 yards. It is incredible to me that atheists can't carry on a normal conversation without sinful undertones such as these, but I guess it shouldn't as they have no moral compass.

    A warning to the atheists in this thread: if you can't keep yourself from referencing anal sex in every post, I'm going to start passing out infractions. It is disgusting. Children read this material. I know that, as a moral relativist, you see nothing wrong with pedophilia, but consider the effect that your lewd conduct has on others.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Does this crazed atheist think he is actually making a case against rounding them up with the other heathens, fags and retards? How very sad.

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