Jap Meddling in American "Erection"!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

A more wanton case of attempted election fraud and foreign expansionist meddling I have never seen. THIS is outrageous! That the chinks would back a nigra is not all that surprising, but I am surprised that they let the news leak, being the sneaky little yellow devils that they are...

I hope this means that Jesus will re-install GWB as president, and then the bombing of Peking can begin!!

Obama, Japan, roots for Occidental namesake

OBAMA, Japan (AFP) - Barack Obama, who has been credited with tapping support in unlikely places, is enjoying a groundswell of enthusiasm in a small city in western Japan, which is delighted to share his name.

Obama, Japan, is rooting for candidate Obama, hoping that if he becomes the US president he will put this ancient fishing town of 32,000 people firmly on the tourist map and, just maybe, choose it for an international summit.

Supporters in Obama -- which means "small shore" in Japanese -- have held parties to watch election results, put up posters wishing the senator luck and plan a special batch of the town's "manju" sweets bearing his likeness.

"I give him an 80 percent chance of becoming president," the 75-year-old said with a proud grin.

Murakami sent a letter last year to Obama, enclosing a set of lacquer chopsticks, a famous product of this town on the Sea of Japan (East Sea) in Fukui prefecture's Wakasa region.

Murakami noted that Barack Obama's birthday, August 4, happens to be "Chopsticks Day" in the city.

Murakami is now preparing another package for the candidate that will include a good-luck charm from the local Obama Shrine.

"It seems to me that President Bush isn't aggressively addressing global warming, but Obama would. And I like how he opposed the Iraq war," he said.

Murakami also hoped a President Obama would sign a peace treaty with North Korea. It is no small issue in Obama, one of the seaside towns where agents from the communist state kidnapped Japanese in the 1970s and 1980s, setting off a long row between the countries.

The election is being closely followed by many in 1,500-year-old Obama, a port nestled by snowy hills that in ancient times supplied food to the emperor when he lived in Kyoto some 75 kilometres (40 miles) to the south.

"When you look in Obama's eyes and hear his voice, he's very impressive," said resident Rieko Tanaka.

Tomoyuki Ueda, 40, a company worker dining at a restaurant serving the town's celebrated mackerel, said it would be healthy for the United States to elect its first African-American president.

"I think both Obama and Hillary are qualified, but if Obama becomes president he could correct problems of racial discrimination," he said.

Seiji Fujihara, a head of the local tourism board, said he has only met a black person once, but believed Obama's election would make the United States "more equal" on racial issues.

Fujihara started a club for self-styled Obama supporters in the city and plans "I love Obama" T-shirts.

"We know we can't vote. But if we send out a message, we can help push him to victory," he said.

I don't understand exactly what they're yammering about, but I do know that the DOF is watching this crisis closely.

[Uri Tardehd]

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I saw that same story on an Australien web site but they had a slightly different spin on it:

Obama, japan (afp) - barack obama, who has been credited wit tapp'n support in unlikely places, is enjoy'n a groundswell of enthusiasm in a S-M-to-tha-izzall city in western japan, which is delighted ta share his name.

obizzles japan, is root'n fo` candidate obama, ridin' T-H-to-tha-izzat if he becomes tha us president he wiznill put this ancient fish'n ghetto of 32,000 thugz firmly on tha tourist map and, jiznust maybe, choose it fo` an internizzles playa in obama -- whizzich means "small shore" in japanese -- have held parties ta wizzatch election results, put up hustla frontin' tha senator luck n pizzy a special batch of tha towns "manju" sweets bear'n his likeness.

"i gizzle him an 80 percent chance of becom'n president," tha 75-year-old said witta proud grin.

Murakami sent a letta last year ta obama, enclos'n a set of nigga chopsticks, a famous product of this ghetto on tha sea of japan (east sea) in fukui prefectizzles wakasa region.

murakami noted that barack obamas birthday, august 4, happens ta be "chopsticks dizzy in tha hood.

murakami is now blingin' anotha package fo` tha candidate thiznat will include a good-luck charm F-R-to-tha-izzom tha local obama shrine.

"it seems ta me that president bush isnt aggressively address'n global warm'n, but obama would. n i like how he opposed tha iraq W-to-tha-izzar," he said.

murakami also hoped a president obama would sizzign a peace treaty wit north korea. it is no smizzay issue in obama, one of tha seaside towns where agents from tha communist state kidnapped japanese in tha 1970s n 1980s, blunt-rollin' off a long row between tha countries.

The election is being closely followed by many in 1,500-year-old Obama, a pizzle nestled by snowy hills that in ancient times supplied food ta tha emperor whizzen he lived in Kyoto some 75 kilomizzles (40 miles) ta tha south.

"When you look in Obamas eyes n hear his voice, hes very impressive," said resident Rieko Tanaka.

Tomoyuki Ueda, 40, a company motherfucka ballin' at a restaurant chillin' tha towns celebrated mackerel, said it would be healthy fo` tha United States ta elect its first African-Amerizzles president.

"I think bizzy Obama n Hillary is qualified, but if Obama becomes president he could correct problems of racial discriminizzles he said.

Seiji fujihizzle a heezee of tha local tourism board, said he has only met a bliznack person once, but believed obamas election would makes tha united states "more equal" on racial issues.

fujihara started a clizzub fo` self-styled obama playa in tha hood n plans "i love obama" t-shirts.

"we know we ciznant vote. but if we send out a message, we can hiznelp pizzay him ta victory," he said hittin that booty.



Vegamite should be outlawed. No wonder they can't read the Bible and have homosexual boarding schools.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Jap Meddling in American "Erection"!!

Fo' shizzle, mah brozizzle!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Jap Meddling in American "Erection"!!

I cannot believe it. Don't the little nippers know that we have much better atomic bombs now than the ones we dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

Don't they know that once John McCain is elected president the US military will be cleared for a thousand-years' war against heathenism, anti-Americanism, and seaweed-eating nigra-loving Japs?

We might as well rewrite the geography books now: "Obama is the name of a semi-circular bay on the north coast of Honshū, once the site of a city of the same name. It has a high level of radioactivity and hosts several interesting species of mutated fish."

Of God's war in Iraq, Barak "I ain't all black!" Obama has said that "...the decision unfolding then to invade Iraq was being made without a clear rationale, based more on ideology and politics than fact and reason."

He will go down in history as a black Quisling, a nigra Benedict Arnold who questioned the inspirational logic of God's mandate to give the Iraqi turbanheads a clear choice: love Christ and send oil to America, or die in agony!

Meanwhile, the Nippernese who sent a whopping 1000 "peacekeepers" to Iraq in exchange for an under-the-table promise from President Bush that "Uh, yore foreign oil supply won't be negativistically impacterated, because you has decided to cooperate with my war" are in for a little oily surprise: US humvees are in the gas line ahead of Japanese Toyautos.

"So solly, Tokyo fella, you are teh fail! No oil for you!"

But Obama, Japan, is doomed to disappointment: the mighty Christian Majority will never stand for a son of Ham ruling the Earth's mightiest Christian nation. While the propaganda of diversity has gained ground, the reality of racial segregation runs deeper in 2008 than it did in 1975. More schools are racially segregated now. Cities are more segregated. The income divide between black and white is greater now.

The idea that "the time for a black man to be an American president" has come is, frankly, misguided. The Godly conservative right has moved America toward a more racist, more segregated nation. God is with the white evangelical majority. We have the power, and we ain't about to let go hold on it.

When push comes to shove, in the cold fluorescent light of the ballot box, there ain't no black man gonna be elected president of the United White Christian States of America.

~~ OEJ