[Seth Campbell]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Well this is absolutely disgusting. I have been telling my boys that a good stint in the forces would make them into real men. Now it will make them into "real men".

I'm wondering if, now that it's a sodomite fantasy camp, they'll bring back the draft and make all our boys go for "tours".

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Sorry friend, but my experiences in the Corps greatly lead to my lack of faith and eventually coming to the conclusion that I was indeed an atheist. Maybe later in my life or on my death bed may I realize I was wrong all along and finally accept Christ.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Jesus could frag your ass at any moment: I pray your timing is perfect.

(Matthew 24:36) "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."



Zech

[I once belived]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Don't worry about old girlfriends and meaningless "challenge" coins, friend. Focus on the challenge God has for you, and present yourself to Him as one truly worthy of an Eternity in Heaven.

(Romans 8:18) "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

YiC,

Zech

Sorry friend, but my experiences in the Corps greatly lead to my lack of faith and eventually coming to the conclusion that I was indeed an atheist. Maybe later in my life or on my death bed may I realize I was wrong all along and finally accept Christ.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Suicide Charley, 1st battalion 7th Marines. I gave that coin a long time ago to an old girlfriend but I think Im going to find her and get it back, brings back some good memories (and terrible ones.)

Don't worry about old girlfriends and meaningless "challenge" coins, friend. Focus on the challenge God has for you, and present yourself to Him as one truly worthy of an Eternity in Heaven.

(Romans 8:18) "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

YiC,

Zech

[I once belived]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

What coin ya got?

Suicide Charley, 1st battalion 7th Marines. I gave that coin a long time ago to an old girlfriend but I think Im going to find her and get it back, brings back some good memories (and terrible ones.)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Grunt in the Corps

What coin ya got?

[I once belived]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

I didn't have an MOS; I was USAF. I scored too high on the ASVAB to enlist in the Army.



My original AFSC was 362X1 with further training in field-deployable combat comm (TRC-97s primarily), but subsequently x-trained into EOD (3E8X1).

You?

Grunt in the Corps

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Just out of curiosity, what branch did you join and what was your MOS?

I didn't have an MOS; I was USAF. I scored too high on the ASVAB to enlist in the Army.



My original AFSC was 362X1 with further training in field-deployable combat comm (TRC-97s primarily), but subsequently x-trained into EOD (3E8X1).

You?

[I once belived]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Technically I wasn't a fag until I was OUT of the military.

At the end of my hitch I had a "separation physical" wherein I was anally assaulted by a military doctor during a fisting ritual referred to as an "prostate exam" and soon afterward I spiraled into a 2-year nightmare of queer debauchery.

Without going into all of the sordid details, let's just say I was a catcher from both sides of the field.

It was only through the sweet, sweet love of Our Lord Jesus Christ that I was able to spit the disgusting jizz of homerism out of my life and embrace Christianity.



You can, too!!!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Just out of curiosity, what branch did you join and what was your MOS?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

You mean besides yourself...

Technically I wasn't a fag until I was OUT of the military.

At the end of my hitch I had a "separation physical" wherein I was anally assaulted by a military doctor during a fisting ritual referred to as an "prostate exam" and soon afterward I spiraled into a 2-year nightmare of queer debauchery.

Without going into all of the sordid details, let's just say I was a catcher from both sides of the field.

It was only through the sweet, sweet love of Our Lord Jesus Christ that I was able to spit the disgusting jizz of homerism out of my life and embrace Christianity.



You can, too!!!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Why is this God hater trying to seduce True Christians?

[I once belived]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

This whole situation makes me want to PUKE. I'm just glad there weren't any homos in the service when I was in.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

You mean besides yourself...

[SUV]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

Michelle Bachmann

Don't True Christian Ladies always have the loveliest eyes, though?

Apparently, some are jealous.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

I have to admire Michelle Bachmann's husband with that "pray the gay away" scam. It's got to be lucrative.

However, my company sells a number of products that we have determined are 100% effective at curing homos. Experienced professionals in the anti-homo industry all use our products, and we have received hundreds of letters and emails from satisfied customers all praising the quality and attention to detail. Of course, all items are Made in China (Americans are barely capable of manufacturing a Slurpee anymore).


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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Shower Rape Now Officially Legal in U.S. Military

This whole situation makes me want to PUKE. I'm just glad there weren't any homos in the service when I was in.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth