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  • Captain James T. Kirk
    Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2007
    • 155

    #1

    Alberta Provincial Election

    Hey, Republifundies! You'd love here here in my province, Alberta. We're having a provincial election on March 3 and it's very likely the same conservative party that's run the joint for the past 36-37 years will win again, giving them a good four decades in power. Just imagine the oil companies feasting on our oil-rich tar sands for that much more time, and without having to shoot a single Albertan! LOL!
    It saddens me, but I think it's our province Karl Rove was dreaming of emulating when he talked of a "permanent Republican majority". Thankfully our yokel voters don't have a say in your presidential, senate, or congressional elections!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
  • Captain James T. Kirk
    Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2007
    • 155

    #2
    Re: Alberta Provincial Election

    Obviously none of you care about this election, but you'll be happy to know the Tories (conservatives) won by a landslide.
    This province disgusts me, and I wish I could beam up out of it and get away to strange new and less self-destructive worlds.
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Alberta Provincial Election

      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
      Obviously none of you care about this election, but you'll be happy to know the Tories (conservatives) won by a landslide.
      Resistance is futile little man.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Alberta Provincial Election

        Perhaps we should start negotiating with Canuckistan for an exchange. We get Alberta, they get Massachusets.
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        • Captain James T. Kirk
          Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2007
          • 155

          #5
          Re: Alberta Provincial Election

          LOL! I'm all for it, but please let me move to a better province first!
          Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Alberta Provincial Election

            If we don't give the People's Republic of Messyjewsex to Canada soon, it may join Canada (or maybe even the EU) of its own accord.
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