anal sex to be banned in Texas

[Proud Faroese]

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: anal sex to be banned in Texas

Do you see now why this great state is the apple of God's eye? Even in shaky and uncertain times, those who loathe the stench of doodoo and Vasoline are ready to do something about it, however slowly.

[Proud Faroese]

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Texas is the Godliest state in America! All the best presidents are Texans, and now they are taking a stand against the most common and one of the most perverted crimes in the world: sodomy, especially anal sex

[HTannor]

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For all those nay-sayers out there, we should provide solid evidence of how perverted this practice is to show them how wrong they are.

I propose we convene a round table discussion where many of LBC's prominent ex-gays can gather and offer testimony that shows how wicked this death-style is.

The members of the panel can provide photographs, videos, and slide shows demonstrating this perversion. Perhaps one of the members can prepare pie charts demonstrating graphic before- and after-conversion frequency ratios.

I would volunteer to video tape the proceedings and post it on YouTube for all the world to see.

[Princess001]

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I wish ALL of America would ban anything anal involving tallywhackers, it's a disgusting act.

[Adilene]

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I wish ALL of America would ban anything anal involving tallywhackers, it's a disgusting act.

So true! All of America should ban anal. Then when someone gets caught, we can make an example out of him, by putting him to a slow death. The death penalty needs to be in place for someone breaking this law. People need to see there are real consequences for straying from our Lord!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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It is truly inspiring to me that so many are waking up to the wickedness of the affront to nature and nature's God that is sodomy. We need to shake the world at its very foundations and turn the tides in favor of straightness before it is too late! Imagine the destruction that would ensue without the Biblical injunction against sodomy! The world would be in total chaos, and that's exactly where it's headed as so many young people start to allow themselves to wonder whether or not there is a God, and therefore whether or not they should engage in anal sex.

If this whole empiricism thing catches on, people will inexorably be led to believe there is no God. Then there next thought will invariably be "Hey! That means I can have all the anal sex I want, giving AND receiving!" Then the world will end. That's all there is to it.

God I hate anal sex. I absolutely HATE it!!! It makes me SICK!!!!!!

The last thing I would ever want to do would be to put my penis inside someone's anus, a man or a woman, or to have someone do likewise to me. NEVER!!! I will never do it!!!!! And neither will anyone else!!!!!!!

[IisFraud]

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Anal sex is awesome. you prude wack hicks wouldnt know what to do with it. or anything sexual for that matter.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Anal sex is awesome. you prude wack hicks wouldnt know what to do with it. or anything sexual for that matter.

It won't seem so "awesome" when every demon in hell is sodomizing you, while satan fills your mouth with his scalding spunk.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Anal sex is awesome. you prude wack hicks wouldnt know what to do with it. or anything sexual for that matter.

Having anal sex pretty much makes you gay. Why else would a man stick his tallywacker into a woman's poop chute when there is a perfectly good cooter right next to it? Enjoy Hell, fag.

[John Scopes]

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Your expertise in anal sex is very useful for my research into inbreeding and other evangelical christian pursuits various anomalies of human behavior. Obviously, if you engage in this particular activity your particular strain in the gene pool will eventually cease to exist. It is only the natural way of things.

Anal sex is awesome. you prude wack hicks wouldnt know what to do with it. or anything sexual for that matter.

[WWJDnow]

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I'm sympathetic, but they don't need this law in Texas. All they need is a day of prayer to get rid of sodomy.

[Proud Faroese]

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I'm sympathetic, but they don't need this law in Texas. All they need is a day of prayer to get rid of sodomy.

Considering the immigration from Mexico, God might want them to deal with the problem of increasing anal sex themselves as well, together with God they will ban anal sex between Mexican gay couple immigrants. You know, when you go to Mexico there is a sign saying "if you bring guns to Mexico, you will be arrested and charged, having guns is illegal in Mexico", so there should be a sign in Mexico on the way to Texas where it says "if you have anal sex in Texas, you will be arrested and charged, having anal sex in Texas is illegal", in Mexican language of course, as Mexicans doesnt understand American. I bet that 100% of the acts of anal sex commited in Texas is between Mexicans, a Real Texan would NEVER have anal sex.
Just take a look on how it is in the prisons, who is commiting the all the anal rapes? Its the Mexicans and the negros

[Jacob Slatter]

Re: anal sex to be banned in Texas

Texas is the Godliest state in the world!

FTFY