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  • #1

    The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Ron Paul is about as Republican as Ralph Nader is demoncrat. Ron Paul is a wolf in GOP clothing, poised to subvert and divide God's favorite party, siphining off votes, and ensuring that Hellary Cliton will take office and install a communist dictatorship on all of us, making Christianity illegal to practice.
    Ralph Nader is BACK!! The Republican party can relax now, because the spoiler is here to divide the Demoncrats again. I encourage all Godly Republicans to call C-Span in the mornings (on the Democrat line, of course) and claim that you are going to back NADER instead of Obama. This should help keep some liberals confused and not know which commie to vote for.

    Vote early and often!!

    Praise!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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  • #2
    Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

    I'd rather "throw away my vote" for Godly Bob Dole!

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    • #3
      Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

      Dear Friends,

      Haven't we seen this guy before?



      Yours in Him,
      bab

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      • #4
        Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

        Praise Jesus! Pastor huckabee is a shoe-in now!

        I KNEW that Jesus would never allow a murderous bulldyke or a mudslime nigra boy to occupy the Whitehouse. GLORY!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

          Between this and the sympathy generated by the New York Times smear campaign, it is clear that Jesus is doing a mighty work in our land and is hand-picking another Republican president. Praise His holy name!
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • #6
            Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

            The alternative...

            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #7
              Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

              ralph nader is a wonderful man and he has a lot of experience unfortunately i will not be voting for him this time because he is too conservative for my tastes and there are other options that are better in my opinion
              this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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              • #8
                Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

                Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                ralph nader is a wonderful man and he has a lot of experience unfortunately i will not be voting for him this time because he is too conservative for my tastes and there are other options that are better in my opinion
                Ah, you must be writing in Ron Paul.

                You write like a Paultard.
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                • #9
                  Re: The spoiler is back!! *vote NADER*

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  Ah, you must be writing in Ron Paul.
                  I must say, I wouldn't mind if Mrs Paul became our First Lady.

                  These are actually quite good with cheese, catsup, mayo, and Gray Gravy:


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