Good Opportunity For Internship (Men Only)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus! I have just received THIS memo from the offices of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho). Maybe a few of you young bucks would like to give him a go.

United States Senator

Serving the Citizens of Idaho

Larry Craig
News Releasehttp://craig.senate.gov/press/

Dan Whiting (202)224-8078
Will Hart (208)342-7985
For Immediate Release:
February 26, 2008

Craig Accepting Applications for Summer Interns

Deadline Quickly Approaching

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking intern applications for the summer term, which runs from May to August. The application deadline is March 15, however if more time is needed for the application process, please contact Senator Craig's office for an extension. Craig offers paid internships within the Washington, D.C., office. Preference is given to Idaho applicants attending Idaho schools who are in their junior or senior years of college (including graduating seniors).

'"Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office," said Craig. "They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

Interns are paired with staff members based on experience and interests, in order to best utilize their talents. They are also expected to fulfill some administrative duties such as answering phones, sorting mail and greeting constituents.

Applications and more information about the internship program are available on Craig's website at http://craig.senate.gov/internships.cfm or at any of Craig's six regional offices in Coeur d'Alene, Lewiston, Boise, Twin Falls, Pocatello and Idaho Falls. It is recommended that applications be delivered personally to the regional offices or sent via fax to (202) 224-2573. Applications can also be mailed, but delays are likely due to heightened security measures for Senate mail. Mailed applications should be directed to:

Office of Senator Larry Craig
ATTN: Internship Program
United States Senate
Washington, DC 20510-1203

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Good Opportunity For Internship (Men Only)

Praise Jesus! I have just received THIS memo from the offices of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho). Maybe a few of you young bucks would like to give him a go.

Do duties include accompanying the senator to the men's room?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Good Opportunity For Internship (Men Only)

.Interns are paired with staff members based on experience and interests... They are also expected to fulfill some administrative duties such as answering phones, sorting mail and greeting constituents.

A Godly opportunity to give Mr Craigs constituents a vigorous, hometown backdoor kind-of greeting. And sorting his males to boot! A win-win for everybody.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Good Opportunity For Internship (Men Only)

My Washington, DC office needs interns who are hardworking, independent, and resourceful team-players who share my political philosophy.

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Rather than assigning only menial tasks to those who participate in the program, I prefer to offer a more diverse experience--probably because I walked in their shoes back in 1969.

What a wonderful opportunity for a young Republican team player to get a diverse experience! I'm sure that those who are blessed enough to be picked for this internship will have a diverse experience playing for the team, whether as catchers, as pitchers, or out in right field.

[Nobar King]

Re: Good Opportunity For Internship (Men Only)

All youngsters who are part of the Landover Internship program get a fast track to work in a senator's office. The reputation and referral value speaks for itself. Sign your children up today for a rewarding experience helping our country's great leaders.