[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

As much as I disagree with Wrong Paul's lack of commitment to killing mooselimbs, as a practical matter I think his approach to anal sex is the correct one. I need not remind everyone that we have effectively eliminated anal sex at the local level here in Freehold, and I think that it is easier for condominium, town home, and community associations to accomplish this at the local level all over the country without having to wait for the Federal Government to act. It was also fortuitous that the majority of mormons wound up in Utah where we can keep an eye on them, and what few of them wander around the country knocking on doors has been effectively curtailed by homeowner associations banning together and passing rules against them (with the only remaining problem being keeping Romney from getting the nomination).

I am tempted to say we should deploy National Guard to enforce a sodomy ban, but you are right. Now that the military is openly gay, we might as well disband the Federal government.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

I am tempted to say we should deploy National Guard to enforce a sodomy ban, but you are right. Now that the military is openly gay, we might as well disband the Federal government.

I'm pretty sure Obama intends to use the National Guard to forcibly sodomize all normal, heterosexual men, thereby infesting them with the AIDS.

As a result, Americans will then eagerly spend more on AIDS research, further aiding Comrade Obama in his attempt to thwart God's Will.

Once Comrade Obama defeats the AIDS, he thinks, he will declare the United States a Caliphate . . . and himself Caliph. See, he will take the defeat of God's Holy Virus as evidence that God is weak, and America is ripe for Islamic Satanism.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

I just read a post on another Christian site that made me even more worried about Ron Paul.

The author points out that by not sending troops into foreign countries, Paul is ignoring one of the most important things we Christians know: MAN IS SINFUL!

That's why our forefathers established the USA as a Christian nation, to send troops into sinful countries and punish them.

Without our troops in these countries, Satan rules the world. Is there something we can do to be certain this guy, Paul, does not win in our state?

http://online.worldmag.com/2011/12/2...-why-ron-paul/

[HTannor]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

I'm pretty sure Obama intends to use the National Guard to forcibly sodomize all normal, heterosexual men, thereby infesting them with the AIDS.

As a result, Americans will then eagerly spend more on AIDS research, further aiding Comrade Obama in his attempt to thwart God's Will.

Once Comrade Obama defeats the AIDS, he thinks, he will declare the United States a Caliphate . . . and himself Caliph. See, he will take the defeat of God's Holy Virus as evidence that God is weak, and America is ripe for Islamic Satanism.

Brother Rodimer, that's an alarming scenario you paint.

Just the thought of having the (formerly Godly™) National Guard show up in my trailer park with their (currently flaming homo) troops just sends a shiver down my spine.

I have contacted Sheriff Don and asked for his (currently not queer, but the Lord only knows whether Obama has ordered his deputies to be infiltrated by queers) deputies to patrol our trailer park for signs of homo infiltration.

I will keep my Glock on the nightstand....................just in case.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

Brother Rodimer, that's an alarming scenario you paint.

Just the thought of having the (formerly Godly™) National Guard show up in my trailer park with their (currently flaming homo) troops just sends a shiver down my spine.

I must admit, the very idea keeps me up at night, clutching my own weapon!

Not for fear that I'd be assaulted myself, mind you -- God will protect His True Christian(tm) flock, and not allow us to be treated like so many mindless sheep in Ireland -- but of what could happen to my neighbors, not all of whom are Saved(c).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

I'm pretty sure Obama intends to use the National Guard to forcibly sodomize all normal, heterosexual men, thereby infesting them with the AIDS.

As a result, Americans will then eagerly spend more on AIDS research, further aiding Comrade Obama in his attempt to thwart God's Will.

Once Comrade Obama defeats the AIDS, he thinks, he will declare the United States a Caliphate . . . and himself Caliph. See, he will take the defeat of God's Holy Virus as evidence that God is weak, and America is ripe for Islamic Satanism.

I found proof!

Could a Moderator make this its own thread?

LOOK! LOOK! I was RIGHT!

Summit Ministries founder David Noebel is out with yet another Godly commentary against LGBT rights, this time attacking the Obama administration for pushing back against attempts to criminalize and persecute gays and lesbians abroad.

...

"America, already in the business of "queering" elementary school children (thanks again to Obama's appointing Kevin Jennings to czar-ship), has decided now is the time to make the whole world safe for sodomy, thanks to the radical homosexual establishment."

...

"Obama and his radical homosexual mafia plan to sodomize the world and make such perversion seem as wholesome as apple pie and vanilla ice cream. "

The sodomites are coming! The sodomites are coming!

Protect your young boys and your old men!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Iowans, Don't Vote for Hippie Beatnik Peacenik Ron Paul

Just a reminder to Freehold Republicans.

If you are planning to caucus for Ron Paul, please proceed to the Men's Room at the QuikStop on Devine Avenue. That's where you can vote.

Supporters of the Republican Chrisitian candidates, you will caucus at Freehold High School.