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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Huntsman to drop out, endorse Romney

    Just like those Mormons to stick together. No, Huntsman wouldn't endorse a Christian, but someone else in his cult.

    Is it a coincidence that Huntsman and Romney are the only two GOP candidates who think evolution is anything more than an atheistic, anti-Christian fantasy?

    Not that it will much matter for Huntsman to throw his three supporters Romney's way . . .
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449
      #2
      Re: Huntsman to drop out, endorse Romney

      No surprises there Reverend. Bunch of superstitious crazies, always having their magical knickers in a twist!

      But.

      I must admit that the whole process is highly confusing me, and the "natives" here (read: the four American True Christians(TM) in this hellhole) are getting rather restless. They don't want to make the same mistake as they did 4 years ago - don't ask... They also are considering creating a SuperPAC: "Belgicans for Jesus".

      They have no clue who to endorse, and frankly, neither have I. But they are looking at me for guidance.

      I heard of that Jon Colbert fella who might get into the race later. I have tried JesOSSearch, but I could not find any information about him.

      Do you think he is a good Christian? Can I tell my flock to vote for him?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Huntsman to drop out, endorse Romney

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          No surprises there Reverend. Bunch of superstitious crazies, always having their magical knickers in a twist!

          But.

          I must admit that the whole process is highly confusing me, and the "natives" here (read: the four American True Christians™ in this hellhole) are getting rather restless. They don't want to make the same mistake as they did 4 years ago - don't ask... They also are considering creating a SuperPAC: "Belgicans for Jesus".

          They have no clue who to endorse, and frankly, neither have I. But they are looking at me for guidance.

          I heard of that Jon Colbert fella who might get into the race later. I have tried JesOSSearch, but I could not find any information about him.

          Do you think he is a good Christian? Can I tell my flock to vote for him?
          Did you mean Stephen Colbert? Here's his latest ad: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...or-for-strings

          I'm not sure where he stands on the issues. Has he spoken to Landover's pastors yet? I've not yet heard a peep from him, as compared to ALL the other GOP candidates.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Huntsman to drop out, endorse Romney

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Did you mean Stephen Colbert?

              I'm not sure where he stands on the issues. Has he spoken to Landover's pastors yet? I've not yet heard a peep from him, as compared to ALL the other GOP candidates.
              He's a papist, so fugeddaboutit.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449
                  #5
                  Re: Huntsman to drop out, endorse Romney

                  Ah yes, Stephen Colbert. Thank you. Seems I had some names mixed up.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  He's a papist, so fugeddaboutit.
                  Oh dear. We have enough of those over here. Nasty little buggers (in more than one way).

                  Maybe we'll just use our SuperPAC to be against everybody else, until a reasonable candidate (Mayor Hold? Hint hint...) enters the race. I know, I know, no coordination.

                  Any chance Mike Huckabee will make a splash appearance?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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