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  • Bobby Joe Wayne
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2012
    • 48

    #1

    This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas



    The campaign manager of Arkansas Democratic congressional candidate Ken Aden arrived home last night to find his child’s pet cat murdered on the front porch with the word “LIBERAL” scrawled across its lifeless body.
    Aden’s campaign manager, Jake Burris, lives in central Arkansas with his four kids. Blue Arkansas has more on the scene at Burris’s home (emphases are ours):
    Last night, Jake and his four kids had come back to their Russellville home. As they were getting out of the car, one of his children discovered their family cat dead on the front porch. One side of the animal’s head had been bashed in and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket. But there was something even more horrifying to be found on the corpse. Written across the animal’s fur in black marker was the word “LIBERAL“.

    Pope County, where Burris lives, is a highly-conservative area of Arkansas. Aden has been running for the 3rd congressional district seat, currently held by Rep. Steve Womack (R-AR), since August 2011. He released a statement on the matter this morning: “To kill a child’s pet is just unconscionable. As a former combat soldier, I’ve seen the best of humanity and the worst of humanity. Whoever did this is definitely part of the worst of humanity.”
    It is unclear at this time precisely who committed this heinous act.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

    It's disgusting the things liberals will do to make themselves look the victim.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

      This proves that liberals are still practicing animal sacrifice instead of accepting the ultimate temporary sacrifice of Jesus Christ. All to get their greedy hands on a more bountiful harvest in the springtime. It is the same reason they abort fetuses, to appease their false gods. Secular liberals are living in a pre-Christian state of mind. They need to wake up and smell the New Testament and the blood of Jesus!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Bobby Joe Wayne
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2012
        • 48

        #4
        Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

        What i meant with the title of the thread was of course that what happens to democrats in Arkansas is that they get honored as the victims of their own crimes. This is obviously a case of liberal animal sacrifice, they even wrote "liberal" on it, probably they sacrificed to some liberal false gods, i guess that it was the democrat and his family themselves who did it, only to blame it on their Godly Republican neighbors in town (The Bible clearly tells us to love your neighbor as yourself)
        If it was a Republican who killed the cat, it would be because the cat trespassed on his property, and he would use a gun like all manly Christian Americans does

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

          The question we have to answer . . . did the liberals bash the cat's head in, or did they just find it hit by a car and write "LIBERAL" on it?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

            It's just a damned cat.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6312

              #7
              Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

              Pope county? Sounds awfully Catholic to me. They probably sacrificed the cat to Satan. Catholics do that kind of thing all the time.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • SisterNeedsASaviour
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2012
                • 32

                #8
                Re: This is what happens to Democrats in Arkansas

                The Dem was Prolly a Wiccan. They do creepy things with cats entrails, Wiccans do. I know. I used to be one of them vile things .(A Wiccan I mean not cats entrails. Though once at Stonehenge I did think I'd become a tiger's tail but that's another story....I have never been cats entrails...that would be way too weird.


                Yep anyway....
                Sounds like witchcraft to me. I hear tell they usually just dispose of the main body of the feline to the nearest Chinese restaurant.

                This one just decided to get some cheap publicity in the hope of a sympathy vote, obviously.

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