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  • Time to tax cult properties!

    For decades, God-mocking cults have leeched off Godly Christian taxpayers in America, assembling vast swaths of real estate which are tax-exempt. They laugh as Christian Americans pay ever-higher property tax rates to make up for their off-rolls holdings.

    It is high time, brothers and sisters, that these cults pay their fair share!

    The Catholic Cult holds an estimated $50Bn (that's Billion) in "visible" real estate, with another $507Bn in "hidden" real estate assets, investment properties often declared tax-exempt.

    The Mormon Cult has assets estimated in 2007 at $25-30Bn, of which $13Bn were US-based real property assets.

    The Jewish Cult, in 2002, had 3,727 synagogues in the US. Of these, 82% were in the 50 cities with the largest Jewish populations. While property values aren't known, those cities tend to be high-value real estate.

    Numbers are not available on the Islamic Cult.

    These and other cults are driving the decline of our cities, by removing high-value real estate from the tax rolls. Cities can't afford police to crack down on prostitutes, sodomites, or potholes . . . I mean, potheads. But they can't afford to fix the roads, either.

    Removing Federal tax-exempt status on these dangerous cults would have four clear benefits:

    1. More money for police, road repairs, and lawyers to defend municipal Nativity and Ten Commandments displays;

    2. Money to hire Pastors for Christian Bible Education and Freestyle Prayer Classes in public schools;

    3. Lower taxes for homeowners -- that is, congregation members -- who can then give more to our churches; and

    4. An incentive for cults to convert en masse to True Christianity™. Those who convert would retain their tax-exempt status, while those who do not would likely lose their expensive cathedrals to the tax man when they are suddenly expected to pay property taxes like everyone else.

    What do you think?
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    Absolutely! They're not True Christian, so should not be tax-exempt!
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    No! I'm a cult member myself, and I love destroying cities with my greed.
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    I'm an atheist, and think the cults AND True Christians should be taxed.
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    Um, I guess not . . . I'm a wishy-washy liberal, and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: Time to tax cult properties!

    Once we get a True Christian(tm) elected to the Presidency, Landover Baptist (God's favorite) will be the only church that's legal. Praise Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: Time to tax cult properties!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Once we get a True Christian™ elected to the Presidency, Landover Baptist (God's favorite) will be the only church that's legal. Praise Jesus!
      Amen, Brother!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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