A Republican Smiles

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I'm Grateful to the Lord that GODLY Rick Santorum is getting ahead now. But is it Proper for a Godly Republican to be seen smiling?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: A Republican Smiles

I should think not

And what I might ask, is the young women doing sniggering in the background?

Surley she should be making the coffee?

I do hope he wins and then Godley America can get the kind of righteous reward it so richly deserves

Glory!
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Republican Smiles

Fortunately for America, Sanatorium only won exactly zero delegates!

There's still a chance for Ron Paul, the closest thing to a Christian in the GOP race!

[Holyfield]

Re: A Republican Smiles

But is it Proper for a Godly Republican to be seen smiling?

It is probably Santorum's Italian heritage.

[Mordue]

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I believe I remember something from Fox news (that's all a good Christian watches, by the way) saying that he was Roman Catholic. I checked on Wikipedia, and they said that as well, but who knows, what with their commie-muslim/joo affiliations.

Last I checked, Catholics aren't true Christians. Did I misunderstand the First Commandment AND that they seem to worship other gods/saints/people/deities? It seems unlikely.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I believe I remember something from Fox news (that's all a good Christian watches, by the way) saying that he was Roman Catholic. I checked on Wikipedia, and they said that as well, but who knows, what with their commie-muslim/joo affiliations.

Last I checked, Catholics aren't true Christians. Did I misunderstand the First Commandment AND that they seem to worship other gods/saints/people/deities? It seems unlikely.

He is indeed a Catholic Cultist, friend Mordue.

He supports many of the same things Christians do -- banning abortion, banning homosexuals, banning contraception, banning sex education (other than abstinence education), requiring teaching of Christian Creationism in all public schools, and a smaller, much less-intrusive government -- but he also prays to Mary and pees on Jesus.

[SUV]

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He fooled me. I thought he was all Righteous and Holy and all that Good stuff. So now there's a catlicker in with the mormon Oven Mitt or maybe he's out...
they're all just SO Religious it's easy for a Lady to get confused

[Bob4God]

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He fooled me. I thought he was all Righteous and Holy and all that Good stuff. So now there's a catlicker in with the mormon Oven Mitt or maybe he's out...
they're all just SO Religious it's easy for a Lady to get confused

That's why it's important you just stay in the kitchen and not worry about voting until your husband decides who his household is going to vote for.

[SUV]

Re: A Republican Smiles

That's why it's important you just stay in the kitchen and not worry about voting until your husband decides who his household is going to vote for.

Pastor Kenneth left to Minister to the qweers in San Francisco, vowing to not come back until he'd personally Touched every last one. That was five years' ago

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pastor Kenneth left to Minister to the qweers in San Francisco, vowing to not come back until he'd personally Touched every last one. That was five years' ago

Has he at least sent you a postcard?

Don't worry, I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel will be happy to stop by and minister to your needs. Just have your absentee ballot ready, come November, and he can help you fill it out!

I understand a nice piece of pie helps him vote better. I know it works on me, when I help Widow Helen vote!

[Free Market Fred]

Re: A Republican Smiles

It is probably Santorum's Italian heritage.

Gosh, that's nothing compared to the photos my black-ops people got of Newt during his family values "fact-finding mission" to Bangkok, Manila and Phnom Penh a few years ago. My Cambodian Bible students still talk about it even now - he must have made quite an impression. Not sure if he had an implant or brought a crate-load of Viagra, but he dumped enough money to prop them Asian Third World economies a good 10%. His visit even temporarily increased share prices of TROJAN®. Anyway, those kind of photos are a surefire way to get Republicans to pass tax breaks, bailouts and legal immunity for all our financial activities, assuming of course that they haven't already been persuaded by our campaign contributions.


They voted Newt "customer of the year"

Those photos we had of George Bush with a cow on his Texas ranch - wow, that was priceless. We only had to use them once, that time when he started saying "I''m the decider." We let him know real quick who the decider was, and after a look at those pictures there was not another peep out of him. He went off with his Heifer friend for the next two months and didn't show his face in public. And people wonder why he was always at his ranch "clearing brush."


Getting ready to "clear brush"

As for why he was so fascinated with "My Pet Goat," I'll have to leave that up to your imagination.