Tweet
I suppose by now that everyone has heard about how Obamacare is designed to force True Christians (as well as Catholics) to accept nanny-state subsidized socialized medicine that goes against our religion. Yes, I'm talking about birth control. Obamacare (also known as "commie care") forces Godly private insurance companies to offer subsidized birth-control pills, despite the fact that most right-thinking Americans are offended by denying sperm their God-given right to fertilize an egg.
Catholic bishops, to their credit, have been raising a big stink about this lately. They want an exemption so that Catholic-run organizations that offer health insurance do not have to offer coverage for birth-control. They have moral objections to any health insurance program that supports pre-murder of fetuses before they are conceived. Any good Republican can understand this logic.
My company, the Uranus Corporation, recently bought up almost the entire private health insurance industry in America, so we are very interested in this. I'm pleased to report that our conservative think-tank here at Uranus has latched onto the "moral issue," as evidenced by this news story: Senate Republicans push to let any employer deny coverage for any health service on 'moral' grounds.
As a True Christian and CEO of America's largest health insurance conglomerate, I'd like to state my moral objections to providing any healthcare coverage for cancer. As many of you here at LBC have pointed out, the Lord gives cancer to sinners as punishment for their wicked ways. And mere mortals have no right to try to thwart God's will. The same is certainly true of sickle cell anemia, which the Lord created to thin out the hoards of rapidly-multiplying Negroes. Ditto for AIDS and malaria. The Lord has frequently sent plagues, famines, droughts and locusts to Africa - obviously, He has good reason, and we humans are not to question it.
The Lord wants them dead for a reason
Obamacare is truly Satanic. It's designed to force the job creators such as myself to pay people to murder babies. Curing cancer, sickle cell anemia, AIDS, malaria and other diseases of genetically inferior individuals are no different. It is communist to ask Godly corporations to participate in immoral acts like wealth redistribution, which is what Obamacare is by definition. The Lord made some people rich for a reason, too.
So I hope that you will all join me in opposing immoral socialized medicine. AynRandcare is the solution. When it comes to health insurance, the bottom line is the bottom line - it's a question of morality.
Catholic bishops, to their credit, have been raising a big stink about this lately. They want an exemption so that Catholic-run organizations that offer health insurance do not have to offer coverage for birth-control. They have moral objections to any health insurance program that supports pre-murder of fetuses before they are conceived. Any good Republican can understand this logic.
My company, the Uranus Corporation, recently bought up almost the entire private health insurance industry in America, so we are very interested in this. I'm pleased to report that our conservative think-tank here at Uranus has latched onto the "moral issue," as evidenced by this news story: Senate Republicans push to let any employer deny coverage for any health service on 'moral' grounds.
As a True Christian and CEO of America's largest health insurance conglomerate, I'd like to state my moral objections to providing any healthcare coverage for cancer. As many of you here at LBC have pointed out, the Lord gives cancer to sinners as punishment for their wicked ways. And mere mortals have no right to try to thwart God's will. The same is certainly true of sickle cell anemia, which the Lord created to thin out the hoards of rapidly-multiplying Negroes. Ditto for AIDS and malaria. The Lord has frequently sent plagues, famines, droughts and locusts to Africa - obviously, He has good reason, and we humans are not to question it.
The Lord wants them dead for a reason
Obamacare is truly Satanic. It's designed to force the job creators such as myself to pay people to murder babies. Curing cancer, sickle cell anemia, AIDS, malaria and other diseases of genetically inferior individuals are no different. It is communist to ask Godly corporations to participate in immoral acts like wealth redistribution, which is what Obamacare is by definition. The Lord made some people rich for a reason, too.
So I hope that you will all join me in opposing immoral socialized medicine. AynRandcare is the solution. When it comes to health insurance, the bottom line is the bottom line - it's a question of morality.
Comment