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  • Swedish eskimo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2012
    • 226

    #1

    liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition



    Looking for something to do this Saturday? How about a festival where each competitor allegedly yanks a snapping turtle's head until the animal's neck can be wrapped around the contestant's fist?

    Welcome to Snapperfest, an event held for over a decade in Ohio County, Indiana.

    The annual festival is set to take place on Saturday, August 20th at Campshore Campgrounds, after PETA unsuccessfully tried to stop the event.

    "The frightened animals are grabbed by their tails and repeatedly slammed to the ground. Their heads are yanked from their shells, and they are then swung around until 'contestants' are able to wrap their fists around the animals' necks," according to PETA.

    Cheering on the turtle-wranglers has grown in popularity, and the organizers insist it is good, clean fun, according to Eagle Country radio.

    A Campshore Campground co-owner told the station, "We do not kill the turtles. They are caught by hand. You can't pull the head off a turtle." He went so far as to invite PETA to the event to observe and "see we're not doing anything wrong."

    However, according to Examiner.com, many of the turtles are killed. "Most suffer fatal injuries or die from stress, and since turtles are cold-blooded animals, they lanquish and suffer excruciating pain for a long time until death relieves them of their pain," Cheryl Hanna writes.

    IPFW's Center for Reptile and Amphibian Conservation and Management writes, "Collection for human consumption and use may be a threat to the Snapping Turtle in portions of its range. In Indiana, the Snapping Turtle is a game species, and its meat is sometimes used in soups and stews."

    PETA's website lists contacts for commissioners, council members and the campground, to urge them to halt the festival.

    According to Eagle County radio, Aurora Police Chief Bryan Field said in a statement that although he has received numerous complaints, the event falls outside of the jurisdiction of the Aurora Police Department.

    Why does the commies hate America so much? Why do they want to ban an American fun for family tradition? To be honest it looks really fun! And who cares what animals feel?



  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #2
    Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

    It would be such a shame to waste the dead ones. I really enjoy snapper soup with a touch of dry sherry.
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
      Why do they want to ban an American fun for family tradition? To be honest it looks really fun! And who cares what animals feel?
      My understanding is that animals don't feel pain at all.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=74221

      I used to take my lithe young nephews to one of the local farms and throw stones at the pigs in their filthy stys. They made a heck of a racket when the stones hit them but nothing I could equate to a humans reaction.

      I had to laugh; my nephew caught one right in the eye for some reason my nephew started to cry but I spent some time explaining what the homers were going to do to him unless he learnt how to use stones effectively and he soon stopped blubbing.

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      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Free Market Fred
        The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2009
        • 803

        #4
        Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

        First the liberals banned dog fighting, now they want to ban snapping the necks of snapping turtles. What next? When I was a kid, one of the most fun things we did was tie puppies to a railroad track just before the commuter train arrived - now they got some kind of law against that. And there was that time when we set Mrs Gray's cat on fire. I'll bet the liberals would ban that too!

        I remember reading a few years back how Saddam Hussein would take his son, Uday, to watch prisoners being tortured. I thought to myself at the time: how heartwarming that a dad and his son could enjoy such quality time together. That's really what "family values" is all about, isn't it?

        Now that my company has recently negotiated a deal to take over the newly privatized Guantanamo Bay Humane Enhanced Interrogation Research Center and turn it into a theme park. Our executive board is pushing ahead with plans to start offering family vacation packages by this coming Memorial Day weekend. We plan to run charter flights from Orlando, Florida, so you can take in DisneyWorld at the same time. This will be a unique opportunity for patriotic tourists to enjoy warm tropical weather, white sand beaches, and fun sports like "sic the dog", waterboarding and electro-shocking Mudslime prisoners.


        Fun for the whole family

        Kids as young as age 2 can participate - we've even designed little electro-shock control panels with pictures of bunny rabbits and butterflies that toddlers can use to deliver 20,000 volts to the towelheads. This is a hobby that all loving Christian families can enjoy together.

        Every True Christian knows that animals don't have a soul. Ditto for Mudslimes. So I don't see why this is a big deal.
        Praise Jesus!
        Brother Fred
        CEO, The Uranus Corporation
        Put your faith in Uranus!

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        • The Lord's Sword
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2012
          • 179

          #5
          Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

          Thank you for the videos! I'm in the process of booking my plane ticket now!!! If you look at the crowd, you can tell they are all good god fearing Christians. I'm looking forward to forging new friendships with a turtle neck wrapped around my fist!
          Exodus 21:20-21

          20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

            Who cares whether animals suffer? God gave them all to us:

            Genesis 9:1-2: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.

            Besides, it's PETA, so any argument they make on the subject is automatically invalid.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

              I think snappers are fun for the whole family.
              One of our small lakes is filled with them. Every Sept. after harvest, we let the field hands have party down there after work.
              To see the nigra and wetbacks get bitten is a real hoot.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Joshua.Wright
                Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                • Mar 2012
                • 41

                #8
                Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

                Shouldn't we treat animals with the same respect as humans? I mean after all God made all living things in his image didn't he?
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

                  Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                  Shouldn't we treat animals with the same respect as humans?
                  Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?




                  Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                  I mean after all God made all living things in his image didn't he?
                  No, God made Mankind in His image. God isn't a monkey or a pig or a cockaroach.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Johnathan
                    Baptizing vehicles for Christ
                    Authorized True Christian™ Car Dealer
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 204

                    #10
                    Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

                    These Communist Satan-worshiping Homosexual Heathens at Peta SPIT on the works of our LORD AND SAVIOR! For as it was said in Genesis 9:3 of the Good Book: "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

                    These heathens still look at the TRUTH of God's creations through their crooked lenses of 'skepticism', and are too ARROGANT and DAMNED to HELL, to even ACCEPT what the Good Book says. It does my heart shame to know that these people want to ban such an entertaining sport.

                    The turtles were NOT the ones made in God's image. We are NOT to pay attention to their 'feelings', for verily, the LORD hath made them to service us! Our clean family fun is constantly being shot down by the damned, and we may one day (God forbid) have to resort to bullets to defend our right. Drastic, but it is what our SAVIOR would have wanted us to do.

                    Yours in Christ, Johnathan.
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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: liberals wants to ban an American fun for family tradition

                      Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                      Shouldn't we treat animals with the same respect as humans? I mean after all God made all living things in his image didn't he?
                      Please see the Bible passage that I previouly quoted.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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