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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

    . . . and not just in that weird "regular Catholic" way, the three second "Praise the Holy Cracker" routine.

    No, he goes hardcore:

    Unlike Catholics who believe that church doctrine should adapt to changing times and needs, the Santorums believe in a highly traditional Catholicism that adheres fully to what scholars call “the teaching authority” of the pope and his bishops.

    “He has a strong sense of that,” said George Weigel, a senior fellow at the Ethics and Public Policy Center in Washington, where Mr. Santorum had a fellowship after losing his bid for re-election to the Senate in 2006. “He’s the first national figure of some significance who’s on that side of the Catholic conversation.”

    The Santorums’ beliefs are reflected in a succession of lifestyle decisions, including eschewing birth control, home schooling their younger children and sending the older boys to a private academy affiliated with Opus Dei, an influential Catholic movement that emphasizes spiritual holiness.

    As members of St. Catherine of Siena, a parish here in the wealthy Northern Virginia suburb of Great Falls, the Santorums are immersed in a community where large families are not uncommon and many mothers leave behind careers to dedicate themselves to child-rearing, as Mrs. Santorum has. Mr. Santorum has been on the church roster as a lector, reading [corrupted] Scripture from the pulpit.

    The parish is known for its Washington luminaries — Justice Antonin Scalia of the Supreme Court is a member — as well as its spiritual ardor. Mass is offered in Latin every Sunday at noon — most parishes have Mass only in English — and each Wednesday parishioners take turns praying nonstop for 24 hours before a consecrated communion wafer, a demanding practice known as Eucharistic adoration.
    24-hour cracker-worship sessions? What kind of freak is this guy?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

    DISGUSTING.

    I'm pretty sure saltines qualify as false idols.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Holyfield
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 245

      #3
      Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      . . . and not just in that weird "regular Catholic" way, the three second "Praise the Holy Cracker" routine.

      No, he goes hardcore:

      24-hour cracker-worship sessions? What kind of freak is this guy?
      Also from the mentioned article:
      Mr. Santorum has been a supporter of Regnum Christi, the lay wing of a conservative, cultish order of priests known as the Legion of Christ. In 2003, he was the keynote speaker at a Regnum Christi event in Chicago that drew protesters because the group’s charismatic founder, who had spent years denying that he had sexually abused seminarians, was scheduled to share the podium.
      The founder, the Rev. Marcial Maciel, did not show up, but critics faulted Mr. Santorum for agreeing to appear at the group’s forum. “He was certainly lending them legitimacy,” said Jason Berry, a documentary filmmaker and the author of a book about Father Maciel.
      The Regnum Christi is a major player in the Catholic Church's plan for mankind. It has an ethos of four loves:

      Love for Christ (through Gospel, Cross and Eucharist)
      Love for Mary
      Love for Souls (all people should be treated equal)
      Love for the Church and Pope

      Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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      • Free Market Fred
        The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2009
        • 803

        #4
        Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

        Well, in Rick Santorum's defense, I thought it was very touching how he and the wife took home the dead body of their stillborn eighth child and gave it to their other seven kids to play with.

        The couple's unwillingness to accept death and pretend that the kid was alive is perfectly rational. In fact, they continue to hold birthday parties for the little toddler. If we could come up with some kind of portable freezer, I think Rick will be able to take the young boy to football games, go bowling, have family picnics together, and (when he gets older) play in the Little League. Eventually, their son could attend college, maybe even run for Congress.

        A soul is eternal and never dies. Rick Santorum is showing some really impressive leadership on this issue - it's just the sort of thing tailor-made to divert the public's attention from tax cuts for the rich and bankster bailouts. We need more of these diversions. Santorum is even ahead of Newt when it comes to this.
        Praise Jesus!
        Brother Fred
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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

          Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
          The couple's unwillingness to accept death and pretend that the kid was alive is perfectly rational. In fact, they continue to hold birthday parties for the little toddler. If we could come up with some kind of portable freezer, I think Rick will be able to take the young boy to football games, go bowling, have family picnics together, and (when he gets older) play in the Little League. Eventually, their son could attend college, maybe even run for Congress.
          Well, Catholics do like to cart dead bodies around. Or parts of them:

          The word relics comes from the Latin reliquiae (the counterpart of the Greek leipsana) which already before the propagation of Christianity was used in its modern sense, viz., of some object, notably part of the body or clothes, remaining as a memorial of a departed saint. The veneration of relics, in fact, is to some extent a primitive instinct, and it is associated with many other religious systems besides that of Christianity.
          Maybe he could just put a hand onto a necklace or something . . . like a good luck charm. After all, a man who worships crackers can't be too serious about faith in God!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #6
            Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

            Why the worry over a practice like praying to the Eucharist?

            Let's be honest here... Santorum will soon be working for the world's biggest collection of crackers and every vote in Iowa counts just as much as one in New York or California!

            I hope he gets his Holiness to pop over for the inauguration and has him say mass as well as give the nation a good talking to. The overturning of Roe V. Wade can't happen fast enough and with a good Catholic in the White House and a Supreme Court majority already in place it will be a matter of days once Santorum prevails in the presidential elections.


            Bless you, my envious ecdysiast,
            Father Mo





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            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
               
              • Jun 2007
              • 6572

              #7
              Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

              Are we talking about Triscuits? Cause they cut up my mouth a lot less than they used to. And those new flavors? So elitist! That naughtiness compensates for the fact that they aren't actually that unhealthy.



              Cus you know, uncracked pepper, normal vinigar and bitter chili is just too trailor trash....
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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

                Food-Related....This is something I would have expected from that moron "Oven Mitt" Romney

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                  Why the worry over a practice like praying to the Eucharist?
                  When that red phone rings at 3:00 in the morning, who do you want to answer it . . . a President who puts his country first, or one who says, "Sorry, I can't take the call now. I have to pray to this baked food item for another four hours yet"?

                  When there is an official state dinner with dignitaries, and a waiter comes by with a tray of hors d'oeuvres, do you want a President who takes a cracker with brie and eats it, or one who falls to his knees in awe and begins worshiping that "holy" collection of crunchy treats?

                  And that's why I'm voting for . . . um . . . Jesus!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

                    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                    Why the worry over a practice like praying to the Eucharist?

                    Let's be honest here... Santorum will soon be working for the world's biggest collection of crackers and every vote in Iowa counts just as much as one in New York or California!

                    I hope he gets his Holiness to pop over for the inauguration and has him say mass as well as give the nation a good talking to. The overturning of Roe V. Wade can't happen fast enough and with a good Catholic in the White House and a Supreme Court majority already in place it will be a matter of days once Santorum prevails in the presidential elections.


                    Bless you, my envious ecdysiast,
                    Father Mo





                    .
                    Filthy papist! They day we hand America over to the whore of babylon will be the day we....um...well it'll be when pigs fly!

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • John Scopes
                      Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 666

                      #11
                      Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!

                      Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
                      Well, in Rick Santorum's defense, I thought it was very touching how he and the wife took home the dead body of their stillborn eighth child and gave it to their other seven kids to play with.

                      The couple's unwillingness to accept death and pretend that the kid was alive is perfectly rational. In fact, they continue to hold birthday parties for the little toddler. If we could come up with some kind of portable freezer, I think Rick will be able to take the young boy to football games, go bowling, have family picnics together, and (when he gets older) play in the Little League. Eventually, their son could attend college, maybe even run for Congress.

                      A soul is eternal and never dies. Rick Santorum is showing some really impressive leadership on this issue - it's just the sort of thing tailor-made to divert the public's attention from tax cuts for the rich and bankster bailouts. We need more of these diversions. Santorum is even ahead of Newt when it comes to this.
                      Mr. Market you are obviously a follower of Herbert Spencer who plagiarized much of Darwin's work but did have interesting observations.

                      Senator Santorum's willingness to reuse organic material in this way shows a small commitment to the overall devolution progress of human evolution.
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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: Rick Santorum Prays to Crackers!


                        Mr. Santorum has been on the church roster as a lector

                        So why doesn't someone inform the FBI?



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