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  • #1

    Do you really want to support any of the GOP candidates?

    Seriously. I can't get excited about any of them:
    Mittens Romney is a Mormon who invented Obamacare.

    Rick Sanatorium is a Catholic who wants to put the Catholic Cult in charge of our government.

    Nut Gingrich is another Catholic who has announced he'll answer to the Pope.

    Wrong Paul is the closest to a Christian in the race, but has all manner of weird ideas.
    Do you support one of these, or would you prefer someone else?

    Note: The Someone Else must be human (not Jesus, as He is God), currently living, and able to serve.

    We can let the natural-born citizen thing slide (given the Obama situation). This also allows for my favorite candidate:

    Joseph Kony 2012!!
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    Mittens Romney (Mormon)
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    0
    Rick Sanatorium (Catholic)
    0%
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    Newt Gingrinch (Catholic)
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    Wrong Paul (ostensibly Christian, but insane)
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    Joseph Kony (Lord's Resistance Army, Uganda)
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    5
    Bryan Fischer (American Family Association radio host)
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    Rush Limbaugh
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    Mike Huckabee
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    Other?
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    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
    Seriously. I can't get excited about any of them:
    Mittens Romney is a Mormon who invented Obamacare.

    Rick Sanatorium is a Catholic who wants to put the Catholic Cult in charge of our government.

    Nut Gingrich is another Catholic who has announced he'll answer to the Pope.

    Wrong Paul is the closest to a Christian in the race, but has all manner of weird ideas.
    Do you support one of these, or would you prefer someone else?

    Note: The Someone Else must be human (not Jesus, as He is God), currently living, and able to serve.

    We can let the natural-born citizen thing slide (given the Obama situation). This also allows for my favorite candidate:

    Joseph Kony 2012!!
    Couldn't agree more.

    The world needs a Christian 'iron man' in the White House who is not afraid to put the Word of God over petty human matters.

    YIC
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: Do you really want to support any of the GOP candidates?

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
      Note: The Someone Else must be human (not Jesus, as He is God), currently living, and able to serve.
      Oh.

      That's who I would have voted for.

      JESUSAVES

      Other than that, I shall vote for the man my husband tells me to vote for. (1 Corinthians 11:3)

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Do you really want to support any of the GOP candidates?

        While I do admire Brother Kony's determination, faith, and his willingness to go the extra mile, there is the fact that he has a very full plate with his Uganda situation. Also, he is a Negro.

        Bryan Fischer is the sort of right thinking American we need right now. I think this video will convince you as well that he is the man for the job.

        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        • #5
          Re: Do you really want to support any of the GOP candidates?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
          Wrong Paul is the closest to a Christian in the race, but has all manner of weird ideas.
          Ron Paul is definitely my favorite among the four official candidates. But the United States really needs a devoted no-nonsense Christian like General William G. Boykin in the White House.
          Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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          • #6
            Re: Do you really want to support any of the GOP candidates?

            Why isn't Princess Palin on the list

            I just KNOW she'll throw her hat in at the last moment!!!






            please Jesus...

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            • #7
              Re: Do you really want to support any of the GOP candidates?

              Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
              Ron Paul is definitely my favorite among the four official candidates. But the United States really needs a devoted no-nonsense Christian like General William G. Boykin in the White House.
              I apologize for forgetting General Boykin. He'd be an ideal candidate . . . someone willing to stand up to the Islamofascist threat, AND the Sodomite Agenda!
              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Why isn't Princess Palin on the list

              I just KNOW she'll throw her hat in at the last moment!!!
              please Jesus..
              1. She's a female.

              2. She raised a whore (Bristle).

              3. She birthed a retard (Twig), so is likely cursed by God.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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