Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

[Mr. Jingles]

It's only a few months from the election, & they'll definitely vote against God's own John McCain. It's the American thing to do, & i'm sure that Jesus would want us to do this...

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

It would indeed be the Godly thing to do.

The darned Constitution would probably prevent it, though.

Which is yet another reason that the outdated oh-so-boring-old-Enlightenment Constitution of the United States needs to be rewritten top to bottom.

Quite frankly, I am not sure that there should even be political parties called "Republican" and "Democrat". There should be one set of candidates -- from the Christian Party -- and that's it. Democracy in America should simply be the unanimous approval of whoever God has chosen to serve in office.

For now we should certainly visit punishments and vengeance and torments upon the Demonrats. Karl Rove is not dead, and he shall return to serve the Lord behind the scenes, I am sure. But we must play fair.

We must accord all due respect to Senator Obama, although I'm sure there are Americans who would rather tear their own heads off than vote for a bucktoothed half-Kenyan "don't-worry-be-happy" nigger with big ears, a nappy head, and less executive experience than a fried chicken franchise manager from Pigwaller, Missouri. Yes, we must respect Senator Obama.

And we must admit that Hillary Clinton has much experience in government. It would be blatantly unfair to smear her, especially with regards to her extensive experience in cocaine snorting, harboring sexually transmitted diseases, organizing lesbian orgies in the Oval Office, and having people killed, maimed, or simply ruined in every moral, intellectual, and financial sense of the word. It would be wrong to smear Hillary Clinton.

We cannot put all the Demonrats in Gitmo, because the damned Constitution stands in the way; and we can't simply put them all in prison for the duration because we don't have the room.

Alas.

Reality rears its ugly head. So the GOP -- God's Own Party -- must take the high road this election year.

~~ OEJ

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

...It would be blatantly unfair to smear her, especially with regards to her extensive experience in cocaine snorting, harboring sexually transmitted diseases, organizing lesbian orgies in the Oval Office...

This is an unfair and highly biased attack on Ms. Clinton that has no place on a religious forum.


Shame on you...shame, shame, shame.


Have you any verifiable proof the Ms. Clinton or her daughter have organised Lesbian orgies ever?


Let us see the proof. No photoshopped nonsense either. Clear, numerous and distinctive visual evidence only... stills as well as video... otherwise I suggest you stick to something like... oh... your undergarments.





Bless you, my maladroit misfit,
Father Mo










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[Nobar King]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

How do you know the orgy was that well organized? Maybe it was a free-for-all.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

Gentlemen, as I said, we should refuse to smear Senator Clinton. It would be wrong (read: WRONG!) for Republicans to emphasize her bandyleggedness; her bad personal hygiene and large arse; the latent schizophrenia which forced so many White House staffers to use psychoactive medication during her husband's presidency; or, indeed, her use of personal flatulence to harass Godly and upright Republicans who oppose her communist agenda.

It would be wrong to emphasize these things. And the GOP is the party of the right...not the wrong.

So even if I had 3 separate DVDs showing in explicit and shocking detail how Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton tag-teamed unsuspecting young staffers in the restrooms of the West Wing, I would be honor-bound not to use them against Senator Clinton in this, a critical and crucial election year.

Senator Clinton must succeed or fail on her merits as a (bandylegged big-assed flatulent schizophrenic lesbian) Senator, and not as the result of a smear campaign.

I sincerely expect that the Republican Party shares my high ethical feelings on this matter.

~~ OEJ

[Roberta]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

This is an unfair and highly biased attack on Ms. Clinton that has no place on a religious forum.


Shame on you...shame, shame, shame.


Have you any verifiable proof the Ms. Clinton or her daughter have organised Lesbian orgies ever?


Let us see the proof. No photoshopped nonsense either. Clear, numerous and distinctive visual evidence only... stills as well as video... otherwise I suggest you stick to something like... oh... your undergarments.





Bless you, my maladroit misfit,
Father Mo






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The handholding and the look between them--what could be more blatant?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

The handholding and the look between them--what could be more blatant?

They are not holding hands in that pic - Ellen's hand is disctinctly visible and unattached to Hilary's.
And people often make eye contact when they converse.

[Roberta]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

They are not holding hands in that pic - Ellen's hand is disctinctly visible and unattached to Hilary's.
And people often make eye contact when they converse.

Here is the actual dialogue.

Clinton (breathing heavily): "How would you like to come up and see my etchings?"

Other woman (angrily): "What do you take me for--some kind of Lesbian American?"

For once Dancer, can't we just call a nigra a nigra?

[Talitha]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

And people often make eye contact when they converse.

If that's the way you "often" look at other Women It's no wonder you are always getting carpet burns from Bulldykes.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

My concern is that Gitmo isn't isn't big enough to house the thousands of committed Demoncrats plaguing our nation, so if I may make a rather bold suggestion... annex a fairly large, uninhabited part of Soviet Canuckistan (which actually describes most of their "country") and convert it to Gitmo 2. It rightfully belongs to the United States anyway as it is connected to us, and we will finally put it to good use. I've taken the map we've been preparing for the next president and highlighted in red what I'm talking about.
Now I don't know if that much space is needed for what few Demoncrats and other assorted LIEberals are left, so I've also noted a small island in green that we can use instead, and fill the red space with quicksand, barbed wire, landmines, and wild dogs in case they should swim across the water and try to work their way down to civilization. With LIEberals being such namby-pambies, I'm not sure how much is necessary, and we could get by with a wall, moat, and gun turrets much like the plan for our southern border. Still, I wouldn't want to bet our monthly tithe on it.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

Dear Christian ladies (and you too, DancesWithJoy), please desist!

Mr. Jingles started a thread on a Godly Republican topic, and we should stay true to the ethical standards of the Grand Old Party.

When, in recent memory, has a Republican campaign ever passed scurrilous defamatory rumors off as fact? Please! Let us adhere to the standards of transparent honesty that have marked not only the Republican party historically but -- in spades! -- mark the ethics of the current Republican administration.

But not only should we not discuss in intimate detail the many and scandalous personal failing of Senator Clinton. No. We should also avoid mentioning the fact that Senator Obama's best friend and close confidant "Pastor" Jeremiah Wright mounted his pulpit in Chicago and called on God to "damn America" to Hell, and ended his "sermon" by saying "By Christ, I gots to get mah pimpin' hand on some white womens!"

To spread such news, even though it may be factually true, would be as unethical as mentioning that Obama did in fact stand up at the end of the sermon and shout "Amen! Lets get us some shotguns and take out a likker store!"

We cannot imprison every Demonrat in America before the election, as Mr. Jingles wistfully suggested. But even so, we should not label Senator Obama an upstart jigaboo who hates America and wants only to make drug addiction, fornication, and gangsta thuggery the core values of our once-proud nation.

In the coming months the Demonrats will be dragging Saintly John McCain's sterling name through the mud. We will hear lies, slander, and calumnies. Note carefully, fellow Americans, whence comes the dung and the hatred!

Note carefully who the liars are!

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Matthew 7:20

~~ OEJ

Post Script: Sister Mary Maria, you posted while I was honing my prose and (if truth be known) trying to lick the Spaghetti-Os out from between the keyboard buttons before they dried.

Your plan has much to recommend it. I'm not sure if we can carry it off before the election, inasmuch as the communist Demonrats have stolen control of both houses of Congress. It should certainly be Item #1 on President McCain's agenda once God's Own Party regains control of the Congress in November.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

Here is the actual dialogue.

Clinton (breathing heavily): "How would you like to come up and see my etchings?"

Other woman (angrily): "What do you take me for--some kind of Lesbian American?"

For once Dancer, can't we just call a nigra a nigra?

Youhave no access to the actual conversation, so you're only speculating.

And I don't use racial epithets.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

If that's the way you "often" look at other Women It's no wonder you are always getting carpet burns from Bulldykes.

Only in your fantasies.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

Dear Christian ladies (and you too, DancesWithJoy), please desist!

Mr. Jingles started a thread on a Godly Republican topic, and we should stay true to the ethical standards of the Grand Old Party.

When, in recent memory, has a Republican campaign ever passed scurrilous defamatory rumors off as fact? Please! Let us adhere to the standards of transparent honesty that have marked not only the Republican party historically but -- in spades! -- mark the ethics of the current Republican administration.

But not only should we not discuss in intimate detail the many and scandalous personal failing of Senator Clinton. No. We should also avoid mentioning the fact that Senator Obama's best friend and close confidant "Pastor" Jeremiah Wright mounted his pulpit in Chicago and called on God to "damn America" to Hell, and ended his "sermon" by saying "By Christ, I gots to get mah pimpin' hand on some white womens!"

To spread such news, even though it may be factually true, would be as unethical as mentioning that Obama did in fact stand up at the end of the sermon and shout "Amen! Lets get us some shotguns and take out a likker store!"

We cannot imprison every Demonrat in America before the election, as Mr. Jingles wistfully suggested. But even so, we should not label Senator Obama an upstart jigaboo who hates America and wants only to make drug addiction, fornication, and gangsta thuggery the core values of our once-proud nation.

In the coming months the Demonrats will be dragging Saintly John McCain's sterling name through the mud. We will hear lies, slander, and calumnies. Note carefully, fellow Americans, whence comes the dung and the hatred!

Note carefully who the liars are!

LBC = Liars' Baptist Church

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Should Democrats be deported to Gitmo?

Ms. DwJ! I deeply resent the inference that our Godly church is populated by liars, fictioneers, chop-logics, storytellers, burlesque dancers, Ambrose Bierce imitators, and worse!

Do I exaggerate? I think not!

We all know what to expect in the upcoming election year. It will be a spectacle indeed. Slobbering bears will dance on the stages; and one party will claim the bears are angels and the other that they are devils. Occasionally a bear will fall off the stage and crush a few spectators. The piano players will be drinking heavily, the stagehands will be taking odds on the election, barkers will be selling brain-plugs stamped with the party logos, and in November we will have a new batch of dancing bears in the White House and in Congress.

My incoherent and subversive notes in this thread are merely a very tiny sub-melody in America's National Overture for Dancing Bears. Only a small and sardonic sub-sub-melody.

~~ OEJ