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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Proof Obama Serves Satan!

    I have uncovered a series of documentaries that PROVE beyond any doubt the Obama is satan's servant. Jesus has informed me that this thread alone will give the election to His favorite party, the GOP. Glory!







    More to come.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • princesshenryjosephshackleton
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2012
    • 97

    #2
    Re: Proof Obama Serves Satan!

    How interesting. It seems that if you play a few words, out of the millions of words Obama has said, backwards, it seems like he mentions Satan. You do realize that he almost certainly did that unintentionally? I could take any person in this world, and if I was provided with enough footage as there is of Obama, I could easily find a few spots where they same something satanic backwards.

    If he was trying to "subliminally put messages in our heads," don't you think he'd do it in a more obvious way? I could listen to the words "let me express" a million times and still find no correlation to the words "serve satan."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Proof Obama Serves Satan!

      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
      How interesting. It seems that if you play a few words, out of the millions of words Obama has said, backwards, it seems like he mentions Satan. You do realize that he almost certainly did that unintentionally? I could take any person in this world, and if I was provided with enough footage as there is of Obama, I could easily find a few spots where they same something satanic backwards.

      If he was trying to "subliminally put messages in our heads," don't you think he'd do it in a more obvious way? I could listen to the words "let me express" a million times and still find no correlation to the words "serve satan."
      Young lady, in God's favorite language (AMERICAN!), "subliminal" and "obvious" are opposites.

      Obama is one of satan's willing thralls, and he is under orders to trick us into abandoning Christ. That's Bible prophecy right there.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11586

        #4
        Re: Proof Obama Serves Satan!

        Thanks for providing us with this important information, Pastor Ezekiel, sir.

        As for his/her royal hineness . . .



        Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
        If he was trying to "subliminally put messages in our heads," don't you think he'd do it in a more obvious way?

        It's a good thing that computers come with a single power button that makes the machinery operable. If there were separate "off" and "on" buttons, the princess would never have stumbled her way here in the first place. She probably just got lucky with the power button as it is.


        Powerfully Yours,

        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6578

          #5
          Re: Proof Obama Serves Satan!

          No surprise to see the evangelist of atheoislamofacism using back-masked subliminal messages. Evangelists of false religions, including Billy Graham, the Church of Mormon, and of course the Catholic Church, have used this brainwashing technique for a while:

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