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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322
    #1

    Godless Chinks hate the Democrats!

    *HERE we see the yellow hoard condemning Nancy Pelosi and her Democratic cabal over the other Godless chinks in Tibet being violent. It seems that even the holymen of Tibet are prone to violent attacks and rampages. They are no better than American blacks in this respect. Ungrateful and basically heartless.

    *secular website, facts may be distorted to the Left.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
    Tags: chinks japs and gooks
    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: Godless Chinks hate the Democrats!

      Yes, of course they're violent. They haven't accepted True Christianity™, the religion of love. Instead, they worship a man in a sack dress whom they bizarrely believe to be a supernatural entity incarnate.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Godless Chinks hate the Democrats!

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          *HERE we see the yellow hoard condemning Nancy Pelosi and her Democratic cabal over the other Godless chinks in Tibet being violent. It seems that even the holymen of Tibet are prone to violent attacks and rampages. They are no better than American blacks in this respect. Ungrateful and basically heartless.

          *secular website, facts may be distorted to the Left.
          Seeing as these Godless chinks are, indirectly, playing a role in the War on Terror by fighting back against these crazed religious extremists, should they be considered as auxiliaries to the US Army? And if so, should we not ship a few million absentee ballot papers over to these brave, patriotic Godless ching-chongs who hate the Democrats? It'd be the Christian thing to do.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: Godless Chinks hate the Democrats!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              And if so, should we not ship a few million absentee ballot papers over to these brave, patriotic Godless ching-chongs who hate the Democrats? It'd be the Christian thing to do.
              It's an option, but we have to be careful. President Bush Senior has done something similar in the past, and the results were less than satisfactory:

              Originally posted by old joke
              In 1999, Hafez Assad of Syria scored what the official Syrian news agency Sana called a "slashing victory" of 98.97 per cent for a new seven-year term in office - a mere 219 brave citizens voted against him - though he did not live to complete it. After this, Abdelaziz Bouteflika’s 73.8 per cent victory in Algeria in 1999 and Mahmoud Abbas’s 62.3 per cent as Palestinian president in 2005 were modest enough to believe.

              In 1992, a popular joke in had it that George Bush Snr, facing defeat at the polls in the United States, asked the Syrian security services to arrange an Assad-style victory for the Republicans. They did. Assad’s goons duly flew into JFK and Americans voted 99 per cent - for Assad.
              So perhaps it is wiser to stick to Diebold voting machines.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Unfalsifiable
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 836
                  #5
                  Re: Godless Chinks hate the Democrats!

                  I think the RIGHT thing to do is instead of sending ballot papers, send some JESUS PAPERS (I.E. The BIBLE (KJV 1611)) and they will paddle their canoes or wigwams or whatever to the United States and vote republican on their OWN ACCORD.
                  READ THE BIBLE

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