Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

[eliot mayfield]

I see the Ballot Measures have defeated Homer Marriage all across the country.
If you're reading this from a state that allows this foul practice, get it on the ballot so we can vote it down. Don't let the queer courts handle this issue!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

I see the Ballot Measures have defeated Homer Marriage all across the country.
If you're reading this from a state that allows this foul practice, get it on the ballot so we can vote it down. Don't let the queer courts handle this issue!

Praise Jesus! And remember: If homer marriage is made law, then only homers will have guns! Or something along those lines.

[SUV]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

I'll put down my Homer!-Shooting Gun when JESUS pries my cold, dead hands away from it!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

The fact that unelected liberal activist judges keep giving homers the special privilege of equality just shows how much they hate Jesus, America, and everything else that is good. Once they make homer "marriage" legal, what's to keep them from making it mandatory?

It's high time that we the people made our voice heard. Homer issues should be decided democratically, by the people in the affected locality or their democratically elected representatives.*

*Except in the District of Columbia or in the case of Boy Scouts of America v. Dale, but if you don't see how those are special cases, then you obviously lack spiritual discernment.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

It's high time that we the people made our voice heard. Homer issues should be decided democratically, by the people in the affected locality or their democratically elected representatives.

Yes, but only as long as the people understand that homersexuals are depraved animals governed by unnatural lust.
I don't think uneducated people should be allown to make important decisions.

[Pastor Ray from Salem VA]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

I see the Ballot Measures have defeated Homer Marriage all across the country.
If you're reading this from a state that allows this foul practice, get it on the ballot so we can vote it down.

It's reason for praising God! (Although someone should share the news with the good folks at Focus on the Family, whose review of the election results is very, very grim and probably makes the stinkin Democrats and gay community happier than heck, is what I think.)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

It's reason for praising God! (Although someone should share the news with the good folks at Focus on the Family, whose review of the election results is very, very grim and probably makes the stinkin Democrats and gay community happier than heck, is what I think.)

What do you expect from a suspiciously left-leaning organization like Focus Group on the Family? For a "pro-family" organization, it plays fast and loose with the Biblically correct definition of marriage. In fact, I visited its site on the Interwebs to see what it had to say about covenant marriage and was shocked to see that it cited the Angler-can't Book of Common Prayer as though it were the Holy King James Bible.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

I often wonder why homosexuals would want to be part of an institution that was designed to further the interests of the patriarchy and the property-owning classes.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

I often wonder why homosexuals would want to be part of an institution that was designed to further the interests of the patriarchy and the property-owning classes.

God was probably thinking that same thing when He made homerism a capital offense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise jesus Homer marriage defeated across the country!

I often wonder why homosexuals would want to be part of an institution that was designed to further the interests of the patriarchy and the property-owning classes.

I often wonder why any self-respecting man would drop his trousers, bend over, and allow his exit ramp to be invaded by another man's tallywacker. Not only is it against God's plan, against the natural order of things, smelly and disgusting, but it also has to hurt like the dickens! I mean what could be the merit of such perverted behavior? There can be only one possible explanation: homersexuralism is a form of demonic possession.

And that is why Jesus hates it.