[PetitionLady]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Voting for Obama is like voting for Satan.

If you play the catchy phrase "yes we can" backward it says ......

THANK YOU SATAN!

And, just look at that demonic smirk on his face.

Sister Daisy, that gave me the chills!

[PetitionLady]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

.... all votes for Jesus automatically go to the Republican candidate in any election. That's only fair, since we all know that Jesus was a Republican.

This is what my father told me to do whenever voting ...if I'm in doubt, I must vote Republican, since God is one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Pastor Zeke--You started a Jesus For President landslide. Here on a national site is a voter who listened to you.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/i-...neither-84018/

Wonderful!

So who did I vote for? As Charles Spurgeon says, "Of Two Evils, Choose Neither". And this is exactly what I did. I chose neither, instead, writing in the name of God, because I cannot be right with Him and support either candidate, their policies, their support of the destruction of the family and their stances on the killing of innocent babies who cannot speak from within the womb. I wrote in the name of Jesus Christ.

The lessor of two evils is still evil.

I do have to wonder, though. How much does it cost to lease two evils? And why would someone want to lease two of them? I guess it goes without saying that if you lease out two evils, you must own the evils and thus be evil yourself; but what of the lessee? I mean, if the lessee knows he is leasing two evils, is he more evil than if he is unaware that the leased entities are evil? Is intent more important than outcome?



This is all very confusing.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

I am committed to serving the state of Iowa into Christ's column. I'm staking my reputation as a True Christian™ Pastor on it.

Pastor Zeke--You started a Jesus For President landslide. Here on a national site is a voter who listened to you.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/i-just-voted-and-of-the-two-evils-i-chose-neither-84018/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Great news! I just checked http://votingforjesus.com/ and they are up to 1,262,000 Christians committed to voting for Jesus!

How can we promote this more? What states are the best ones to target?

Florida? Ohio? Virginia?

What can we do to make sure Jesus wins?

I am committed to serving the state of Iowa into Christ's column. I'm staking my reputation as a True Christian(tm) Pastor on it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Great news! I just checked http://votingforjesus.com/ and they are up to 1,262,000 Christians committed to voting for Jesus!

How can we promote this more? What states are the best ones to target?

Florida? Ohio? Virginia?

What can we do to make sure Jesus wins?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Zeke, I thought you'd said something about this here. I was just checking the God-mocker sites that I keep tabs on, and one of them is ranting about Bill Keller's fine "votingforjesus" site!

Do you like nut clusters? Have I got one for you!

Bill Keller of LivePrayer.com thinks the choice before Americans in November is Satan vs. Satan. So, he’s encouraging voters instead to vote for Jesus . . . and over 1.2M people have signed up!

The VotingforJesus.com website looks like it could well be a satire.

If President Obama is re-elected, his anti-American, socialist policies will continue, as will his attacks on Christianity and Christian churches. He will continue to support abortion, homosexuality, the enemies of Israel. How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man who has proven to be a true enemy of God and His Word and will continue to be so in his next term?

If Mitt Romney is elected, he will be the fulfillment of his cult’s polygamist, pedophile, racist, con artist, murdering founder Joseph Smith’s “White Horse” prophecy that Romney and all Mormon’s believe. That prophecy says that the United States will facing great economic and social unrest, a Mormon will be elected President, declare a national emergency and set aside the US Constitution and enact a Mormon theocracy. That may sound impossible, but ever since he was at BYU, Romney was called by his inner circle “the chosen one” to fulfill their cult’s prophecy.

Aside from the ‘White Horse’ prophecy, Romney’s cult is very aggressive in seeking converts to their beliefs. They have been preparing for the past year for a Romney Presidency, and conservative estimates are that over 1 million people in this country alone will become part of his cult without him having to ever say a word. Just by being the President, his cult will finally gain the mainstream acceptance they have never been able to attain. For Christians, that means 1 million plus people will buy into the lies of Romney’s cult, die, and their souls burn in hell for all eternity! How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man whose cult will help send 1 million plus souls to hell?

But it’s not. Bill Keller is a small-time televangelist whose program, “Live Prayer”, ran briefly in Tampa Bay. Now, he provides his ‘sermons’ on the LivePrayer.com website.

He’s been a guest on Bill O’Reilly’s show, CNN, and more. It appears he’s very serious.

And, at this writing, he’s gotten over 1,246,000 people to pledge to vote for Jesus instead of Mitt Romney or Obama.

The God-mocker goes on to spew more of his anti-Christian bile, as you might expect. But there's good news!

He's right! At this moment, I see 1,246,929 people have registered to Vote Jesus this year!

Oh, and Keller has also provided http://votingforsatan.com/ with all sorts of Romney/Mormon info.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Shout Glory! I'm Christ's campaign manager!

Count me in to cover your 'six' and be there for Jesus FTW (as the kids say)
With Gods ability to smote those against Him, any person that dares to vote for anyone but Him will drop dead at the polls.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Shout Glory! I'm Christ's campaign manager!

[Godfly]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

We are "One Nation Under God" Jesus may have been born outside of this country, but this country was born of Jesus. As a child of Christ the USA is bound to give Jesus anything he asks, even retroactive birthright citizenship. But we need to be careful not to let the liberals side track us into discussions about what is or is not "iegal." We need to stick to the issues.

We also need to find a running mate to energize the base. Is sister Pailin still available?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Dear Friends,

I'm helping prepare for the inevitable legal challenges that will be thrown up against our candidate, Jesus Christ. I think I have most licked, but I'm still considering how to prove He was born in the United States (as a US President must be). The logical case is airtight, but what Scripture can I cite as support for the proposition?

Technically Yours in Him,
BAB

Well Brother, since the Bible is the ultimate authority in the Christian Nation, the government must succumb to the demands of the scripture.

Jesus said it quite plainly, all power has been given unto him. That means that he can legally run for president in the United States because, after all, it is his.

Matthew
28:18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.

GLORY!!

I'll be voting for Jesus this election, and that can be taken to the bank!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Dear Friends,

I'm helping prepare for the inevitable legal challenges that will be thrown up against our candidate, Jesus Christ. I think I have most licked, but I'm still considering how to prove He was born in the United States (as a US President must be). The logical case is airtight, but what Scripture can I cite as support for the proposition?

Technically Yours in Him,
BAB

[Godfly]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

Pastor Zeke Is the only one who can get the candidate on the phone at a moments notice so we'll need him behind the scenes. Still that leaves fifty or so qualified individuals in Freehold alone. Also Zeke will need to act as handler so the candidate doesn't accidentally forgive someone who could be a detriment to the campaign.

We're starting late in the game people, we have a lot of catching up to do. If we do this right we can avoid having to vote for the mormon/papist ticket and still not pay any taxes.

One thought. God could run in the VP spot and do a Dick Cheney thing once they were in office.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

I am excited about this plan!

Now, just in case some hippies wander on to tHe RV Park an ask:

(1 Will Jesus favor a flat tax?

2) What foreign policy experience does Jesus bring to the table?

I only ask because if I'm voting Jesus I'm in it to win it! This is not a protest vote, my intention is to bring Jesus all the way to the White House!

We need to hold a strategy meeting ASAP! We need a short list of running mates and a debate format that will favor our candidate!

A strategy meeting ASAP about a running mate. Actually, we have quite a few people here at Landover Baptist Jesus would really like as a running mate.

I know there would be a lot of support for the famous, Pastor Zeke. And, his is someone with connections.

[Godfly]

Re: Vote For Jesus 2012!

I am excited about this plan!

Now, just in case some hippies wander on to tHe RV Park an ask:

(1 Will Jesus favor a flat tax?

2) What foreign policy experience does Jesus bring to the table?

I only ask because if I'm voting Jesus I'm in it to win it! This is not a protest vote, my intention is to bring Jesus all the way to the White House!

We need to hold a strategy meeting ASAP! We need a short list of running mates and a debate format that will favor our candidate!