Bush's economy drives off illegal Messy-can'ts

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Score yet another victory for our Divinely hand-picked President. It seems that Bush's strong-dollar policy has the added benefit of driving off illegal wetbacks to lesser countries, thus preserving God's favorite country for His favorite people (not bean-eating Mary-hailers).

Old Europe "news" source:

Migrant workers are choosing to move to Europe, Australia or Canada instead of the US in order to protect the purchasing power of the money they send home to their families, according to one of the world's leading experts on remittances.

The shift is a result of sharp falls in the value of the US dollar against other international currencies, many of which have been boosted by the rise in commodity prices.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Bush's economy drives off illegal Messy-can'ts

Ha! Those silly foreigners have been fooled into thinking that the USA is about to turn into a third-world country, with stagflation, falling wages, job losses, and a thunderlizard-sized national debt.

There'll sure be some red faces when the truth comes out!

Ha!

~~ OEJ

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Bush's economy drives off illegal Messy-can'ts

Score yet another victory for our Divinely hand-picked President. It seems that Bush's strong-dollar policy has the added benefit of driving off illegal wetbacks to lesser countries, thus preserving God's favorite country for His favorite people (not bean-eating Mary-hailers).

Old Europe "news" source:

We should build a fenced up highway so that the wetbacks can drive striaght up through California, Oregon, and Washington to the Canuckistani border, but not exit into the real America. They have so much unused land in Canuckistan that the mexicants should have no problem building themselves a new nation of their own if they are as good at manual labor as the ones in front of Office Depot say they are.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Bush's economy drives off illegal Messy-can'ts

Yet more proof that Our Godly Commander-in-Chief is The Best President America Has Ever Had(tm)!

Some nights after my prayers, when I'm trying to relax from a busy day of watching my investments grow and writing angry Letters to the Editor, I marvel at the genius and brilliance of President George W. Bush. We are lucky to have such a leader in America-- and his unparalleled excellence PROVES that even in a nation of 300 million people, the cream rises to the top!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Bush's economy drives off illegal Messy-can'ts

We should build a fenced up highway so that the wetbacks can drive striaght up through California, Oregon, and Washington to the Canuckistani border, but not exit into the real America. They have so much unused land in Canuckistan that the mexicants should have no problem building themselves a new nation of their own if they are as good at manual labor as the ones in front of Office Depot say they are.

Great idea, Brother. Of course, the highway should go to British Columbia, land of potheads, so that the Messy-can'ts will feel at home. It shouldn't go to Alberta, the closest thing that the People's Republic of Canada has to a Godly red state.

[SUV]

Re: Bush's economy drives off illegal Messy-can'ts

Praise Him! Praise Him! for that!

George W. Bush