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Failed Presidential candidate and unrepentant "jungle fever" adulterer Hormone Cain has launched his own online porn network. It seems there is no depth of depravity to which this oversexed ape will not sink.
The only positive aspect is a children's section, which does advocate for Young Earth Creationism:
We can hope he will stick to raping (or having affairs with) white women and won't branch out into pedophilia, once he starts drawing kids to the site.
What else is the poor man's male Oprah up to?
Like, gag me with the thought of Isabel G's worn-out dildo! 
Failed Presidential candidate and unrepentant "jungle fever" adulterer Hormone Cain has launched his own online porn network. It seems there is no depth of depravity to which this oversexed ape will not sink.
The only positive aspect is a children's section, which does advocate for Young Earth Creationism:
There's also a kids feature – a cartoon about a dinosaur who hatches from a red, white and blue egg and then travels to Plymouth Rock to learn about freedom and Thanksgiving.
What else is the poor man's male Oprah up to?
In January, Cain will take over the radio program of Jewish sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
