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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Mike Huckabee to the rescue?

    National Pinko Radio says that Huckabee may well be in the running for the GOP selection for VP!



    He's just what we need! A successful former Governor, Baptist minister, and talk show host who is a proven Christian conservative. If I recall correctly, he's even a Landover-certified True Christian(tm).

    Once Romney is forced out of office in February or March, Huckabee can begin the Great Purification!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Jedediah
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Fisher of Men
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 6824
      #2
      Re: Mike Huckabee to the rescue?

      A True Christian™ as second in the line of succession, just a heartbeat away from taking the reins and returning this nation to its evangelical roots. I like this development. It might just be enough to help me stomach voting for the scientologist mormon.

      I had all but written him off with all the talk of putting a colored woman in the #2 slot, no matter what strides she has taken to overcome her Negritude.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Mike Huckabee to the rescue?

          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
          I had all but written him off with all the talk of putting a colored woman in the #2 slot, no matter what strides she has taken to overcome her Negritude.
          Amen, Brother! For no matter what she does, she will never be an ex-woman!

          (Much as Spazz Bono might like to think "he" has done so!)
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Mike Huckabee to the rescue?

              Praise Jesus! My True Christian(tm) counseling has finally gotten through to the Koch Brothers. Pastor Huckabee will get the Christian vote, where Romney will not. Pastor Huckabee is a man of the people. Despite Pastor Huckabee's misunderstanding with that upstate New York cult, he DOES represent Jesus in a meaningful way.

              Shout Glory!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Steve
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 227
                  #5
                  Re: Mike Huckabee to the rescue?

                  Mike Huckabee has a special place in every Canadians heart. It's rare to see a politician so knowledgeable about the pathetic parts of the world, like Canada.

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