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  • "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

    Apparently it does, at least in Leominster, Massachusetts.

    A Massachusetts mayor on Thursday fired a police officer accused using a racial slur to taunt Boston Red Sox outfielder Carl Crawford, saying the officer had "brought discredit" on himself and the department.

    "You have demonstrated through your racist comments that you cannot continue as a patrol officer," Leominster Mayor Dean Mazzarella wrote in his termination notice to officer John Perrault.
    What horrible thing did he say, you wonder? Tarbaby? Darkie? Piccaninny?


    No, he said "Monday".

    Perrault had been on paid leave since he called Crawford a "Monday" before a July 5 minor league game in Manchester, N.H.

    The word can be used as a derogatory term for blacks, and is often associated with Mondays being one of the most-hated days of the week, such as in the common phrase, "I hate Mondays."


    . . . [his attorney] Sandulli said that almost no one at the hearing, including Perrault, was previously aware that Monday can be used as a racist term.

    And do tell, who doesn't hate Mondays? I hate Mondays. They're the day farthest from Sunday, the Lord's Day!

    DOWN WITH MONDAYS!

    What regular word do you think the Negroes will demand we stop using next?

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    Re: "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

    The joos spend all their time thinking up new ways to get normal people into trouble. I never knew "Monday" was a bad word to the coons.
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

      There's a shine I used to work with, and he called in sick about every other Monday. I wonder if that's where the term came from.

      YiC,

      Zech
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      • #4
        Re: "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

        "Tuesday" now means "I hate all Christians and want them exterminated because I'm a God-mocking atheist who despises liberty and America."
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

          I like to call them "stillars." As in, we can't say the N-word anymore, but...
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          • #6
            Re: "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

            Spearchuckers get their panties in a wad no matter what you call them, I swear. Why, just the other day I was blocked in down at a Piggly Wiggly in Des Moines and I yelled "Hey Jerome, could you move your POS LeBaron out of my way?" and this colored guy got all uppity on me!

            I can't help it if they all look the same, I thought he was Jerome the janitor from Landover Field! I can't be bothered to keep track of the name of every spade in Iowa!
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            • #7
              Re: "Monday" now means "porch monkey"?

              It would probably be more appropriate to call them Fridays, since they seem to really enjoy fried food. Or Thursday, since they are always sipping on something or another. Or Saturday, since they are always sitting down every chance they get.

              Or "son" day.
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