[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

I know which one I'd choose!

There isn't a difference, silly. It's the same thing in a different language. I have to tell you that I was surprised the first time I heard that the Bible had been translated into Klingon. Why would they care? I mean, Jesus is a sissy compared to Kahless.

Now, now, Preciouses, don't go getting huffy - it's true and it's not my fault.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Huffy huffy...

I'm not huffy.

But anyway, you are calling Baby Jesus a sissy? I'm sorry, but I have to give you a wad of infraction points for that missy. I hope you repent for making Jesus weep AGAIN.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Huffy huffy...

I'm not huffy. Are you sure? You look like you're getting huffy...

But anyway, you are calling Baby Jesus a sissy? No, I said He's a sissy in comparison to Kahless. Now, if we look at Jesus all by Himself and don't compare Him to Kahless, He looks like a perfectly violentmasculine wargodSaviour. Does that make you feel better? I'm sorry, but I have to give you a wad of infraction points for that missy. Told you, you were huffy. I hope you repent for making Jesus weep AGAIN.

I seem to be good at that... Not the repenting, but the "making Baby Jesus cry" bit. How does a Snail cry, by the way?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

There isn't a difference, silly. It's the same thing in a different language. I have to tell you that I was surprised the first time I heard that the Bible had been translated into Klingon. Why would they care? I mean, Jesus is a sissy compared to Kahless.

Now, now, Preciouses, don't go getting huffy - it's true and it's not my fault.

Before I was Saved I used to watch Star Trek: TNG and if I recall some klingons cloned that Kah'les feller from the blood found on one of those goofy "bathlet" sword thingies so that they could use him to take over the empire and he turned out to be a limp wristed homosexual.

[Sionisx2]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Personally, out of all the Star Trek seasons, Next Generation is my favorite. Although, most seem to prefer Voyager or the recently made Enterprise, but Picard was awesome and the Next Gen series seemed to just have more to it than the others.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Before I was Saved I used to watch Star Trek: TNG and if I recall some klingons cloned that Kah'les feller from the blood found on one of those goofy "batleth" sword thingies so that they could use him to take over the empire I remember that and he turned out to be a limp wristed homosexual.

Now that I don't recall.

*Looks from side to side* I have to say, Mr. Remy, that if I were you, I wouldn't blaspheme against one of the most revered heros of a warlike culture... they're pretty aggressive, a little violent, even... You might get yourself hurt... *Looks from side to side*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

I did some research, as I had no idea what you were talking about. So they are fictional characters who made up a fictional language.

Now tell me this: which one is the TRUE word of the LORD?

joH'a' penaD Hoch
pequvmoH 'u' ghotpu'
numuSHa'qu'mo'
'ej reH taHtaH vItDaj
joH'a' penaD !

Is that a quote from the Qu'ran? If you weren't a muddle-headed Belgican who doesn't know any better, I'd be tempted to infractionise you for posting Islamic nonsense on God's Forums!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Is that a quote from the Qu'ran? If you weren't a muddle-headed Belgican who doesn't know any better, I'd be tempted to infractionise you for posting Islamic nonsense on God's Forums!

No, silly. That's a Bible passage quoted in Klingon. And why would you 'infractionise' a Godly Moderator?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

No, silly. That's a Bible passage quoted in Klingon. And why would you 'infractionise' a Godly Moderator?

Brother Temp hated my guts from the moment I set foot on this Godly board. He hates Europeans, period. Still, in his infinite wisdom, I guess he is right.

Never question a Pastor Allllie!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Brother Temp hated my guts from the moment I set foot on this Godly board. He hates Europeans, period. Still, in his infinite wisdom, I guess he is right.

Never question a Pastor Alie!

Nope... Still doesn't make any sense. If there were even the slightest doubt that you weren't up to code in any way, you'd never be made a Moderator. Therefore, you too are as infallible as any other Mod, Admin, or Pastor on this forum. Therefore, he ought not to be picking on you, whether or not he likes Europeans (nobody picks on Brather Danish). Unless just anybody can be made a Mod, as seems to be the case with the TC's... Seems TC status is handed out to just about anybody, lately.

I tell ya, something's fishy about this... And not Jesus Fishy, either.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Hmm, seems I've missed a post... How did this sneak by me?


WARNING!: This is going to be a VERY Nerdly post!

Personally, out of all the Star Trek seasons, Next Generation is my favorite. Although, most seem to prefer Voyager or the recently made Enterprise, but Picard was awesome and the Next Gen series seemed to just have more to it than the others.

My personal favourite is Voyager (and Janeway is my favourite Captain). But I do also really enjoy TNG, mostly because Picard was the perfect Star Fleet Captain (as opposed to a certain man in a yellow shirt who couldn't keep it in his pants *Looks at Kirk*), although Riker wasn't much better than said certain man. Picard is my second favourite Captain.... Actually, it's more like a tie. For a while I did watch DS9, and while I like Odo and especially Quark, and Dr. Bashir is hot, I just didn't find it as interesting as VOY or TNG. Of course, everyone likes the original. The stories were... weird... and Kirk wasn't worthy of his rank; but if there wasn't an original, we wouldn't have all these wonderful spin-offs, and it was a rather entertaining series.

Though, as the Queen of the Nerds, I have to say that I have never, and will never see more than the first few seconds of the opening credits of Enterprise and/or the end credits thereof. I find this newest edition to be sheer and utter blasphemy. Thank the Gods it was cancelled! I try hard to forgive those Subjects of mine who strayed and were tempted by this new series, and were weak and gave in. But I still can't believe they'd actually watch that crap! But, lo! I shall take pity on them.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Nope... Still doesn't make any sense. If there were even the slightest doubt that you weren't up to code in any way, you'd never be made a Moderator. Therefore, you too are as infallible as any other Mod, Admin, or Pastor on this forum. Therefore, he ought not to be picking on you, whether or not he likes Europeans (nobody picks on Brather Danish). Unless just anybody can be made a Mod, as seems to be the case with the TC's... Seems TC status is handed out to just about anybody, lately.

I tell ya, something's fishy about this... And not Jesus Fishy, either.

That's because Jesus is winning, as if you had any doubt. Your time is coming.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Nope... Still doesn't make any sense. If there were even the slightest doubt that you weren't up to code in any way, you'd never be made a Moderator.

Wicked, you have a very strange view of the way things work at Landover. You need to broaden your horizons--we're not some cult like Wicca that imposes uniformity on its members. People here have different views, different personalities, and different ideas. About the only things that are uniform among True Christians™ are our love of Jesus, our belief in the Bible, and our dedication to living a life that reflects those values.

Personally, I can't find fault with anything that Brother Wide-Open has said in our Forums or done as a moderator. At the same time, I'll admit that anyone who lives in Europe is a bit suspect, given how so few people there seem to receive the Gospel anymore. Of course, I'm not involved in discussions of who will serve as a moderator, but it seems to me that allowing a few select Europeans to serve in high places, while watching them carefully for signs of bedevilment, strikes a good balance between universal Christian brotherhood and the rejection of all things associated with the Devil, such as Belgium. We are wide open to Christ, but we're also wide awake to Satan.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

Thank you Brother Ahimaaz. I know that my Belgiumness is a constant source of worry. Given how many Belgiums there are, and that they all are fictional, it's not easy to become an ex-Belgiums. It was even suggested that my hoogbegaafdheid was a sign of Satan, and I myself wasn't even sure it isn't.

But my love for Baby Jesus is as real as our Lord in Heaven. Praise! I am here to serve the Lord and to rebuke and ban Unsaved Trash to protect our community and the Landover Baptist Church.

I had a long conversation with Brother Temperance last night, and I feel we came much closer to each other in the end.

And no Alllllllie is going to be an intri ingritant integr come between us!

And can we now get back to the topic at hand, which is not my good self, but that awful dyke who's going to destroy the oil industry. Thank you.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies

That's because Jesus is winning, as if you had any doubt. Your time is coming.

Are you implying that I... Oh, nevermind...

Mr. Smith's loverly explanation

Okay, but I'm still going my eyes on those suspect new TC's...

And no Alie is going to be an intri ingritant integr come between us! Now what makes you think I want to, silly? I was defending you.

And can we now get back to the topic at hand, which is not my good self, but that awful dyke who's going to destroy the oil industry. Thank you.

You're right. I'm sorry. Please continue on your topic.