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  • #1

    Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

    Apparently just one sodomite so far, but no doubt there will be more of these homo-terrorists soon to follow.

    Floyd Corkins, 28, of Herndon, Virginia, walked into FRC’s lobby, made unspecified comments in opposition to the conservative organization’s policies, and started shooting with his 9mm handgun.

    A security guard who confronted Corkins was shot in the arm. The guard is in stable condition, and was able to help law enforcement wrestle Corkins to the ground. There are no other reports of injuries.

    The Family Research Council is a radical religious right organization which fights abortion, contraception availability, and gay rights. In 2010, the Southern Poverty Law Center declared the FRC an anti-gay hate group.

    The FRC recently announced its solidarity with Chick-Fil-A, currently under fire for its CEO’s assertion that the family-owned company stands against same-sex marriage, and the company’s millions in charitable contributions to anti-gay organizations.

    The Secular Coalition for [a Godless, Nihilistic, Hedonistic] America was quick to condemn the shooting.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

    Politico confirms that the terrorist is a sodomite and a black man.

    So, which is this? Evidence that sodomites are violent, or that black men are violent?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Politico confirms that the terrorist is a sodomite and a black man.
      How did a sissy queer jigaboo actually hit anything with a gun? Queer spear chuckers are notoriously the most swishy queens in existence.

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      So, which is this? Evidence that sodomites are violent, or that black men are violent?
      I don't understand this at all, but I don't need to. We need to lock this terrorist away forever with the rest of his mind diseased liberal ilk.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

        Queers with guns!!??
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

          The war on Christians has started early this year. Soon it will be non-stop destruction and then Our Lord will return to take the worthy to Heaven

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            Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

            Hmph! As my first post on this forum, which is sadly lacking in the righteousness I demand of any Christian forum, I will correct Mr. Donkey and question his Post-Tribulationist opinions . . . from whence learned you such theological perversions? Does not the Rapture ensure that we TRUE believers will be caught up together in the clouds to meet Jesus in the air BEFORE the war on Christians begins?

            Honestly. I'm reconsidering my membership here already.

            Hating even the clothing stained by your corrupted flesh, (Jude 1:23)

            Prissy

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            • #7
              Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

              Originally posted by Prissy View Post
              I'm reconsidering my membership here already.
              You're not a member, brainiac: you are unSaved™ trash.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                Originally posted by Prissy View Post
                I will correct Mr. Donkey and question his Post-Tribulationist opinions
                As unsaved trash and as an uppity female, you will correct no one.

                1 Timothy 2:11-12: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                Do you see what I just did there? That's called backing up my assertions with Scripture.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #9
                  Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Queers with guns!!??
                  Yes, but not a one of them can shoot straight.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    So, which is this? Evidence that sodomites are violent, or that black men are violent?
                    Good question, Reverend. We know that collective guilt is still a valid concept when applied against those people.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      As unsaved trash and as an uppity female, you will correct no one.

                      1 Timothy 2:11-12: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                      Do you see what I just did there? That's called backing up my assertions with Scripture.

                      Ok I'm sorry, I can't stay in character like you guys, but "as an uppity female, you will correct no one" made me laugh so hard I cried.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                        Originally posted by Prissy View Post
                        Ok I'm sorry, I can't stay in character like you guys, but "as an uppity female, you will correct no one" made me laugh so hard I cried.
                        Lady, there is no "character" save Christ Jesus who lives and reigns in the soul of the Saved.

                        I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.
                        Galatians 2:20
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                          Originally posted by Prissy View Post
                          Ok I'm sorry, I can't stay in character like you guys, but "as an uppity female, you will correct no one" made me laugh so hard I cried.
                          What are you talking about? We're not play acting here missy, we're dead serious about our love of the Lord! And you should be too, because the Fires of Hell are anything but funny!

                          The devil will give you something to cry about if you don't get right with God!
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                          • #14
                            Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                            Originally posted by Prissy View Post
                            Does not the Rapture ensure that we TRUE believers will be caught up together in the clouds to meet Jesus in the air BEFORE the war on Christians begins?
                            Please cite Scripture to support this assertion.

                            Note: The Left Behind books are not Scripture.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Sodomites attack Family Research Council! With guns!

                              Originally posted by Prissy View Post
                              Ok I'm sorry, I can't stay in character like you guys, but "as an uppity female, you will correct no one" made me laugh so hard I cried.
                              "Characters" are created by "actors"....abominable sodomites with a penchant for makeup.

                              You'll find no such debauchery in Freehold!
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