Romney-Ryan: Mormon-Catholic, all Satanist?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Brothers and Sisters, my sleep has been disturbed with dreams of two cultists joining together in unholy union, bringing together their two cults to oppress Christianity.

They are Mormon Mitt Romney and Papist Paul Ryan.

At present, six of nine Supreme Court justices are Catholic. The remaining three are Jewish. There is not a single Christian on the bench.

Four of the justices (two of the Papists and two of the Jews) were born in the 1930s. They will likely retire (or die) within the next 4 to 8 years.

This will give the Mormon and the Papist the opportunity to appoint more of their kind, and remove the Jewish balance against the Papist majority.

What then? First will be innocuous decisions which happen to agree with the Catholic and Mormon cults. Like not forcing employers with religious objections to allow their employees to get birth control for free.

But soon I can foresee blasphemy laws that are written to protect the Papist and Mormon cults. Any word spoken against either would be "harming religious sentiment" and a hate crime, stifling Christian free speech.

Then, the Vatican will expand its embassy in Washington, D.C. to take over the Capitol. The House chamber will be set aside for bishops, and the Senate chamber for archbishops and cardinals.

We will no longer be a Christian nation. Our money will be changed to read "In Rome We Trust", and the Papist sacraments will become law . . . except in the West, the portion of the country that will be split off into a Mormon nation, with its capitol in Salt Lake City.

[Whip of Japheth]

Re: Romney-Ryan: Mormon-Catholic, all Satanist?

Not sure about this Ryan.

Seems a skilled hunter wich is good:


But goes to gyms and you know how much support the egocentric-homers this, well, "sport":

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Romney-Ryan: Mormon-Catholic, all Satanist?

At present, six of nine Supreme Court justices are Catholic. The remaining three are Jewish. There is not a single Baptist on the bench.

Sorry. You cannot get on the SCOTUS with only a home-school diploma from a slaughterhouse.

Four of the justices (two of the Papists and two of the Jews) were born in the 1930s. They will likely retire (or die) within the next 4 to 8 years.

Doesn't matter who wins... they will support Catholics for the Judiciary and remember the part above this about education.

This will give the Mormon and the Papist the opportunity to appoint more of their kind, and remove the Jewish balance against the Papist majority.

We have the magic rock believer under control. He will not appoint any Mormons to anything except the SETI institute. He has agreed to co-operate with us as long as he can lead a scientific mission to find and contact Kolob.

Seriously... he bought this hook, line and stinker!

...Papist sacraments will become law . . . except in the West, the portion of the country that will be split off into a Mormon nation, with its capitol in Salt Lake City.

Well, to be fair, we told the grandchild of polygamy if he found Kolob he could invite Joseph Smith to return and all of the Mormons from around the world would come to live in Utah... a place begging for a Nuclear testing failure of catastrophic proportion.




Bless you, my future waffle gobbler,
Father Mo




P.S. Mittens wanted to negotiate to have the U.S. treasury pay a 10% tithe to his 'Church'. We said yes if he would produce his tax returns and that ended the conversation.





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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Romney-Ryan: Mormon-Catholic, all Satanist?

Sorry. You cannot get on the SCOTUS with only a home-school diploma from a slaughterhouse.



Doesn't matter who wins... they will support Catholics for the Judiciary and remember the part above this about education.



We have the magic rock believer under control. He will not appoint any Mormons to anything except the SETI institute. He has agreed to co-operate with us as long as he can lead a scientific mission to find and contact Kolob.

Seriously... he bought this hook, line and stinker!




Well, to be fair, we told the grandchild of polygamy if he found Kolob he could invite Joseph Smith to return and all of the Mormons from around the world would come to live in Utah... a place begging for a Nuclear testing failure of catastrophic proportion.




Bless you, my future waffle gobbler,
Father Mo
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Dearest altar-boy analingist:

Given the above, I wonder if perhaps the Catholic cult and Godly Baptists could do business.
Knows your hatred of the Lord no bounds? Why must you team up with the Mormon cultist to destroy America?
Maybe we can work out a mutually-beneficial arrangement.
May Jesus rain fire down upon your heads!
I do like that Utah nuclear testing idea.