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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    LBC Poll on GWB

    After much research and deliberation with the other Pastors, I have designed a new poll that will reflect more accurately how True Christians™ feel about our Godly President, GWB. Please feel free to expand on your answers below.

    God Bless GWB and America!
    27
    GWB: Great President
    0%
    3
    GWB: The GREATEST President
    0%
    24
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131
      #2
      Re: LBC Poll on GWB

      Where is the 'gibbering primate' option?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: LBC Poll on GWB

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Where is the 'gibbering primate' option?
          Ok, I'll put you down for just Great President.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Student of Landover
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 184
              #4
              Re: LBC Poll on GWB

              I don't understand something about the poll? How come there are two options? No True Christian would vote for anything other than "George Bush is the GREATEST President."
              Jeremiah.17.15
              Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                  Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                  I don't understand something about the poll? How come there are two options? No True Christian would vote for anything other than "George Bush is the GREATEST President."
                  Excellent point Brother! I guess offering such a choice shows the extent of my libralism. That's a joke, son. A real knee-slapper.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Where is the 'gibbering primate' option?
                      This isn't about Michael Moore, okay?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639
                          #7
                          Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                          Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                          I don't understand something about the poll? How come there are two options? No True Christian would vote for anything other than "George Bush is the GREATEST President."
                          Since the votes are so far 100% for the correct answer, the unsaved trash don't yet get to see what ... happens ... when someone selects the other answer.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                              Of COURSE he is the Best President EVER!

                              GLORY!!!

                              I give my "Thanks" to him this time of year for doing the best job running our Country EVER!

                              Proud, Sister Thumper
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                                • SUV
                                  True Christian™ Princess
                                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                                  Have at it, anytime!
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 11027
                                  #9
                                  Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                  Where is the 'gibbering primate' option?
                                  I don't know "gibbering" means, but I suppose it must be related to "Giblets" due to the picture Sister Thumper has posted. Praise!

                                  PS Do you think that Turkey's going to get any cranberries?

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                                    • Glendora Christianson
                                      Spiritual Mother of LBC
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 2329
                                      #10
                                      GWB The New Messiah?

                                      I certainly am proud of our followers for voting 100 percent GWB - Greatest Ever! But I wonder sometimes if GWB might be the new messiah*. Of course, our Lord Jesus Christ will always be #1 in my heart . . . but would Jesus mind if GWB was #2 in my heart? CURIOUS GLYNNDIE

                                      *messiah One who is anticipated as, regarded as, or professes to be a savior or liberator.
                                      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                                        • demoncrat
                                          Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 79
                                          #11
                                          Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                                          Do you watch The Colbert Report by any chance?

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                                            • Arethusa
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 284
                                              #12
                                              Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                                              Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                                              Do you watch The Colbert Report by any chance?
                                              Hahahaha. I was about to ask the same thing. Keep your enemies closer, and all that.
                                              Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                                              I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                                              Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                                              Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                                              Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                                               - Ovid

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                                                • Brother Love
                                                  Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 403
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: LBC Poll on GWB

                                                  Witch is ya sayin that God's appointed and ORDAINED President of these United States is a MONKEY? Cuz ifin you is....that be a term used by DEMONS!! And, specifialy the term the DEMONS use is "Talking Monkeys".
                                                  Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                                                  "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                                                  "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                                                    • Crazy Cat Lady
                                                      Unsaved Trash
                                                       
                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 51
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: GWB The New Messiah?

                                                      What a wonderful poll! I chose the ONLY option, GWB is the greatest president, AMEN!

                                                      One day I'm going to have to send him a kitty or two to show my appreciation. I'm sure he'd look so wonderful with a kitty on his arm during his speeches!

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                                                        • Glendora Christianson
                                                          Spiritual Mother of LBC
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 2329
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: GWB The New Messiah?

                                                          Originally posted by Crazy Cat Lady View Post
                                                          What a wonderful poll! I chose the ONLY option, GWB is the greatest president, AMEN!

                                                          One day I'm going to have to send him a kitty or two to show my appreciation. I'm sure he'd look so wonderful with a kitty on his arm during his speeches!
                                                          That is so sweet of you to be willing to entrust one of your precious purring pussies to entertain our president/savior Bush. And I don't want to sound un-patriotic, but I would recommend you have those little bundles love fitted with helmets . . . a picture is worth a thousand words.
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                                                          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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