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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552
    #1

    Catholic will Molest GOP

    My Godly Republican friends have been acting strange lately. Distant and irritable they have been at each others throats all week and the more Godly the Republucan the more vicious the attacks. Now that Cardinal Timmy Dolan has made public his plan to molest the entire GOP National Convention and speak an unholy curse I have to wonder... How many republicans has he already touched.

    Cardinal Timothy Dolan's Republican National Convention Blessing Prompts Debate
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/26/cardinal-timothy-dolans-republican-national-convention_n_1827962.html
    Cardinal Timothy Dolan's Republican National Convention Blessing Prompts Debate
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Catholic will Molest GOP

      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
      My Godly Republican friends have been acting strange lately. Distant and irritable they have been at each others throats all week and the more Godly the Republucan the more vicious the attacks. Now that Cardinal Timmy Dolan has made public his plan to molest the entire GOP National Convention and speak an unholy curse I have to wonder... How many republicans has he already touched.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1827962.html
      Ew, I wonder if he's going to organize another "Ballet of Chestnuts."
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12658
          #3
          Re: Catholic will Molest GOP

          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
          My Godly Republican friends have been acting strange lately. Distant and irritable they have been at each others throats all week and the more Godly the Republucan the more vicious the attacks. Now that Cardinal Timmy Dolan has made public his plan to molest the entire GOP National Convention and speak an unholy curse I have to wonder... How many republicans has he already touched.

          http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1827962.html
          Having been a politician all of my career, my instinct is to anticipate trouble.

          I'm afraid Tampa's liberal law enforcement goons will go right up to the podium, put cuffs on the Cardinal and lead him away. Not a good image for our Party.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Catholic will Molest GOP

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              I'm afraid Tampa's liberal law enforcement goons will go right up to the podium, put cuffs on the Cardinal and lead him away. Not a good image for our Party.
              Why not?

              It's time to take out the trash, Brother! When better than right there on national TV, to show that we're not gonna take Catholic kiddie-rape anymore?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • EmmaLee
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 45
                  #5
                  Re: Catholic will Molest GOP

                  Catholics molest everything, period.

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