The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

[Johny Joe Hold]

Being in Republican politics, I tend to notice things that may pass right over other people.

What I noticed lately was an uptic in the number of press stories about Glenn Beck. Suddenly, I realized they had been planted and I knew why.

I called someone I know inside the Romney campaign and asked, "What position is Glenn going to have in the Administration?" He tied to blow it off.

He finally said Secretary of State. Mitt wants a Mormon is that position, he said, because of some prophecy thing.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/beck-dispels-biggest-mormon-myths-in-blazetv-special-polygamy-magic-underwear-secretive-temple-activities/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

I do not trust a mormoon, that's all I have to say. I don't trust them. They're no more Christians than the Rastafarians are.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

I do not trust a mormoon, that's all I have to say. I don't trust them. They're no more Christians than the Rastafarians are.

AMEN Pastor! Rastafarians, Pastafarians, Mormons, Communists.... They are all the same godless heathens and should relish their time in eternal hell and damnation!!!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

So what would a Mormon Secretary of State try to do?

Do they even care about Israel? Or would they just declare a new "holy land" somewhere in the US?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

So what would a Mormon Secretary of State try to do?

Do they even care about Israel? Or would they just declare a new "holy land" somewhere in the US?

That's a good question, Rev. Maybe he would negotiate underwear tariffs.

[Levi Jones]

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What wonderful news. Is it possible he can also be the Justice Secretary at the same time?

We know Beck will be a calm steady voice leading our affairs in China and protecting Israel's borders.
I propose we also need him to sort out the constitutional mess our government is in. We need Glenn Beck to refuse to prosecute libertarian militias. From his position he can round up known leftists as terrorists too.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

So what would a Mormon Secretary of State try to do?

Do they even care about Israel? Or would they just declare a new "holy land" somewhere in the US?

That's a good question, Rev. Maybe he would negotiate underwear tariffs.

I think the mormons believe that the Garden of Eden was somewhere in Missouri. But more directly, the Secretary of State under a mormon administration would probably be charged with greeting visitors from the planet Kolob and perhaps be involved in establishing diplomatic relations – a fine place for Beck to go.

I was thinking more that Beck would be appointed to head up NASA. He could then redirect the Voyager missions (those spacecraft are about to leave the solar system the last time I checked) to find the planet Kolob.

As a Christian I detest the prospect of voting for the false science fiction cult of Mormonism or voting for the pandering Obama and see the country transformed into gay mooselimbs. I think it's time to pull the lever for Jesus.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: The Next Secretary of State: Glenn Beck

So what would a Mormon Secretary of State try to do?

Do they even care about Israel? Or would they just declare a new "holy land" somewhere in the US?

This is an interesting idea indeed! Imagine if we could kill two birds with one stone. Imagine, if you will, if we declared, say, Iowa to be the new Israel. We could designate Iowa to receive the same amount of aid that we currently give to Israel (on the order of dump trucks). With this sort of at-home growth, we could pay off the deficit within a decade!

The more I think about this, the more I like it. Keep Israel where God intended it: in America.