My spirit led election predictions.

Levi Jones

Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
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My spirit led election predictions.

09-09-2012, 09:21 AM

The Holy Spirit has led me to know that the usurper monkey will steal another election thanks to ACORN. The GOP will retain control of the House of Representatives while the demoncraps will retain the Senate.

I wish I had better news for you, but there it is.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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11-07-2012, 03:39 PM

Re: My spirit led election predictions.

Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

- Ecclesiastes xii.7
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